Tall, self taught ninja who has a passion for life. Love doing anything outdoors, although summers require water of some sort. I like trying to dance. Black cherry kool aid is my favorite flavor. People have said I'm awesome, and I agree. Any questions?

Sharpening the saw.

Lifting heavy stuff. Eating steak. Saving damsels in distress that are tied to railroad tracks while an evil villain twirls his moustache as a train is about to come. Winking. Whistling. Wrestling. Whittling. Making salads. Flushing the toilet after I'm done. Shaving with a safety razor. Cooking bacon perfectly. Sweatin' to the oldies. Doing the Cabbage Patch. Seasoning my cast iron skillet. Being awesome. Talking about pretentious movies. Thumb wrestling. Making people roll their eyes at me.

My tallness. My old school aftershave. My ability to lift heavy stuff.

Books: Hemingway, Wells Tower, Sedaris both the Amy and David variety, Thom Jones(The Pugilist at Rest is the shit!), Geek Love, Dr. Richard Jacob & Owen Thomas, A Path with Heart, Rainer Maria Rilke, The Bible (great fiction), Blood Meridian, Think and Grow Rich( I got my PMA!), A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, and a few others.

Music: Rocket From the Crypt, Jawbreaker, Banner Pilot, Refused, Assfactor 4, Ottawa, Fucked Up, Hot Snakes, Obits, Converge, Fugazi, Tight Bros from Way Back When, Atom and his Package, Eddie Rabbit, Comeback Kid, Minor Threat, Q and not U, Eddie Money, Girl Talk, Blatz, The Riverboat Gamblers, Ghetto Boys, Dead to Me, Defiance Ohio, Pegboy, Lifetime, Ted Leo, Please Inform the Captain this is a Hijack, Leatherface, The Evens, Against Me, Samiam, Circus Lupus, Cap N Jazz, Billy Bragg, Operation Ivy, Behead th Prophet No Lord Shall Live, Unwound, Owen, Lucero, Ben Nichols, Tragedy, Jets to Brazil, The Delta 72, Lil Wayne, Tom Waits, Envy, American Football, The Gaslight Anthem, Guns n Roses, The Mars Volta, Screeching Weasel, Pixies, Misfits, Melt Banana, Dirty Three, This Bike is a Pipebomb, Bruce Springsteen, Paul Baribreau, Avail. Many others.

1. Oxygen. 2. Gravity. 3. Self amusement 4. Cabbage patch kids. 5. Other people. 6. Lamp.

Thats the point, I don't think about nothing, now I gotta do something else.

Workin' for da man! If not that, dancing to the 80's.

Oprah has made me tear up.

You want to arm wrestle. You need me to lift heavy objects. You wanna see some live music that isn't of the rap rock genre. You have an affinity for the movie Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo. You're short and want a tall guy(you don't have to be short but it would look awesome). You wanna ride shotgun in a car 2 go. You want a piggy back ride. You want to lose in a thumb wrestling battle. You're awesome.