Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
__OK, so I'm wondering what to write, so I turn to George, and I
say, "Hey, George, can you help me put together a good profile for
this dating website?"
__"Sure," he replies sleepily, and licks his chops. In a moment,
his eyes are on me and he looks focused.
__"Thanks, George! I knew you'd be helpful." I wait patiently for
George to gather his thoughts.
__He clears his throat. " Ahem, OK. So to start, What do you love
__"Good question! Ummm... I love to play music and games and cook
food socially... I love teaching music and theater to kids. Oh, and
I really enjoy writing. I write songs and stories."
__"That's great," George says. "Put that down. Humans love their
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
__George rolls onto his back and wiggles from side to side,
scratching an itch. I'm having a hard time thinking of what to
write for music, since there's so much that I love and it's pretty
much all I ever think about. I ask George, "What are you listening
to these days?"
__"Oh man, lots of stuff: Pup-Punk, Doggae, Electronic Dance
Meowsic, Yip-Hop, ... a bunch of other stuff too."
__"Cool, any particular artists?"
__"Um, Dogtor Dre, Jenny Pup, Ratacat, Rilo Wile E, BoneYards, Wolf
Wolf Wolf, ... umm. It's kind of hard to think of stuff on the
__ He looks at me a little sheepishly. "Honestly dude, not to be
like, a dick or anything... but most of the time, I'm listening to
frequencies you can't even hear."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
__ We're sitting together quietly and George is looking at
profiles. Suddenly, he goes, "Hey! You should take a picture with
no shirt, so that women can evaluate your pectoral and abdominal
muscles. If you stand in front of a mirror, you can take the
picture yourself! I'd take it for you, but... you know." He looks
down at his paws in quiet frustration.
__I give him a pat on the head. "We'll see, George."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
__"Tell me a funny story that happened during your work with human
children," George challenges, snuggling into the crook of my
__"Um, one time for a poetry prompt I said to this kid, 'What lives
inside your heart when you're angry?' And no hesitation, she goes,
'Five jaguars, rippin' up bread.'"
__ George's eyes widen. "The Jaguar Princess," he says softly.
"Just as the prophecy foretold..."
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