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31 M Reston, VA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 12
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Reformed jock, intellectual, BA in poetry, folk-y musician, unrepentant music snob, DC sports homer, often nerdily-inclined, (very) liberal, romantic at heart.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a bartender/server/restaurant manager who still dreams of being a real musician when he grows up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the guitar and singing; I've done both since the age of 9, and I've never stopped.

Settlers of Catan. Goldeneye 64. Wii bowling. Poker.

I cook very well, make a damn good bloody mary, and grow a mean beard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a pretty awesome smile, if I do say so myself.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music is the most important thing that comes to mind, but realistically I'd also have to include the internet, my laptop (which contains my 150+ gigs of impeccably organized digital music), my iPhone, my Martin guitar, and love. Love is all you really need, anyway.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Tom Green is doing at this very moment.

Also: whether or not humanity is alone in the universe, if God exists or not, what happens when we die, and why the hell did NBC fire Conan for Leno?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting out of work in just enough time to catch last call at the local dive with my awesome co-workers.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Like me, you have hipster tendencies but don't identify as one.
You're a night owl too.
You're creative and/or artistic.
You're a lady but you can still cuss like a sailor when appropriate.
You are geeky but can hang with the cool crowd too.
You play a musical instrument/sing and want to jam out with me, or at the very least, you're not afraid to karaoke.

Lastly, and perhaps most importantly, if you get the reference which is my screen name, please, message the shit out of me.