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48 M Madison, WI

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My mug, backed by the wilds of my homeland.

I am proficient in ha lee wuud kung fu. (snicker)

A slimmer hammock (and perhaps... hammock-ee?) would be hard to find.

My guardian sphinx ponders a new riddle for the modern age. (OK—so he had a face transplant from a cat. The wonders of modern science eh?)

Honoring the object of imminent winter fun. No, you are not being flipped the bird.

The image that graces my credit card. Umm. . . Yeah; it's a joke about money and culture, fake gold tooth and all. Can ya handle some brazen creativity?