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awwitsdorothy

28 Somerville, MA Woman

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a fourth generation descendant of the founder of brewery stepping out on his wife with a vaudeville dancer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently got my master's in expressive arts therapy but hated my first post-master's job so I'm bartending now because life is too short to work jobs you hate.

Also, hanging with my dog, making art, riding my bike, cooking, playing music, watching music, running, knitting, gardening, playing softball, reading books at bars and having lots of hobbies. Living a much more low key life than in my younger years and learning to embrace it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Gettin Jiggy Wit It" by Will Smith.

Seriously. I know all the words.

Also, cleaning. I'm a very tidy person.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tattoos and glasses and that I talk kind of a lot? Probably? Although, more recently people tend to notice my canine sidekick first. Not sure if that counts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mostly nonfiction and/or comedy or a combination of the two. Recent/current reads: Bad Feminist, Look Me In The Eye, Bossypants, Hollywood Said No, Crazy Like Us, The Disaster Artist, Bourbon Empire, A Brief History of Time.

Documentaries and weirdo comedy mostly but occasionally horror and sci-fi. A selection of recently viewed favorites: Sherman's March, Birdman, The Cruise, Santa Sangre. All time favorites are numerous. We can discuss those another time.

Kids in the Hall, Broad City, Flight of the Conchords, Tim and Eric, Cosmos (both versions), Law and Order: SVU.

Neil Young, Fleetwood Mac, Smokey Robinson, Marnie Stern, St. Vincent, Brand New, Talking Heads, Tammi Terrell, XTC, Sleater-Kinney, Velvet Underground, Belle and Sebastian, Ja Rule. "A sly declaration of new classic status slipped into a bunch of old safe ones."

Is this a good time to mention I love NPR?

For food, I'm just getting into... Burgers! No seriously. I hated them as a kid and recently had an epiphany.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my pup
music
coffee
sketchbook
bike
beach
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... whatever weird documentary I just watched.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...probably drawing pictures? Or working? Sometimes Monday is my Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just don't care about professional sports. Or Family Guy. So please never try to talk to me about those things.

I'm probably a little too straightforward for my own good.

WOW THIS IS GETTING REALLY PERSONAL!
You should message me if
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...you're down with feminism.

...you're down with dogs.

...you're a babe.

...you're paying. (I didn't think I needed to say it but the number of irate messages I've gotten warrant me saying THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE LIGHTEN UP!)