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awwitsdorothy

28 Somerville, MA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a fourth generation descendant of the founder of brewery stepping out on his wife with a vaudeville dancer.

I am always moments away from deleting this thing. But for some (possibly futile) reason, I don't.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently got my master's in expressive arts therapy but hated my first post-master's job so I'm back working in a restaurant for now because life is too short to work jobs you hate.

Also making art, riding my bike, cooking, playing music, watching music, running constantly, knitting, gardening, reading books at bars and having lots of hobbies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Gettin Jiggy Wit It" by Will Smith.

Seriously. I know all the words.

Also, cleaning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tattoos and glasses and that I talk kind of a lot? Probably?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Mostly nonfiction and/or comedy or a combination of the two. Recent/current reads: Look Me In The Eye, Bossypants, Hollywood Said No, Crazy Like Us, The Disaster Artist, Not That Kind of Girl, The PDT Cocktail Book, A Brief History of Time.

Documentaries and weirdo comedy mostly but occasionally horror and sci-fi. Recent favorites: Sherman's March, Birdman, The Cruise. All time favorites are numerous. We can discuss those another time.

Peep Show, Kids in the Hall, Tim and Eric, Cosmos (both versions) and I'm proud to be among the last people on the planet still following Law and Order: SVU. Also recently finished watching all of Cheers and am slowly making my way through Frasier. So that's a thing.

Neil Young, Fleetwood Mac, Smokey Robinson, Marnie Stern, St. Vincent, Brand New, Talking Heads, Tammi Terrell, XTC, Sleater-Kinney, Velvet Underground, Belle and Sebastian, Ja Rule. "A sly declaration of new classic status slipped into a bunch of old safe ones."

If only a girl could live on pizza alone...

But seriously, where's the place where I put that I'm obsessed with NPR?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music
coffee
sneakers
sketchbook
bike
beach
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... whatever weird documentary I just watched.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...probably drawing pictures? Or working? Monday is my Friday right now.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just don't care about professional sports. Or Family Guy. So please never try to talk to me about those things.

I'm probably a little too straightforward for my own good.

WOW THIS IS GETTING REALLY PERSONAL!
You should message me if
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...you understand how ridiculous it is to refer to yourself as "fun-loving" and "easy-going" and that "hanging out" doesn't count as an interest.

...you're down with feminism.

...you're a babe.

...you're paying. (I didn't think I needed to say it but the number of irate messages I've gotten warrant me saying THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE LIGHTEN UP!)