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31 Ludlow, MA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 23
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Professional seamstress, business owner, creator of Lil' Bernie™ (Google it) and knows more about hockey than your basic Pink Hat.

Fun Facts:

- I own and operate a business, so I work a lot. My career is the most important thing in my life.

- I'm very actively involved the the Bernie Sanders campaign; regardless of affiliation, political awareness is sexy.

- I make cross-stitches of scenes from classic NES games.

- I have an encyclopedic memory when it comes to quoting the first ten seasons of The Simpsons.

- Apologies, but I don't hike, rock climb or enjoy sleeping on the ground in the woods with bugs and dirt.

- I'm terrible at cooking.

- I'm not in to purses, shoes or pumpkin-spice flavored/scented things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've worked really hard cultivating my own special brand of cool sophistication and biting wit, but found that neither of those things paid my rent.

So several years back I taught myself how to sew/tailor. I custom alter/tailor clothing, make plush toys, pillows, quilts and also cross-stitch. I own and operate a local alterations shop.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making something out of nothing, in more ways than one.

And not to brag... But I'm pretty awesome at 1/8" hems on button-up shirt cuffs. And yes, it's as impressive as it sounds.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I "look angry". I think the kids refer to it as "resting bitch face."

Funny thing is I'm usually not angry at all; I'm just a natural people watcher.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a BA in English, so reading and writing still hold a special place in my heart. And on my foot. There you will find a tattoo that says "So it goes." Also love Capote and Plath.

I don't have cable and mainstream movies bore the living hell out of me. All Netflix, all the time: Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Death Note, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek TNG, The X-Files, Orange is the New Black, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Parks and Recreation... And I try my hardest not to miss a Bruins game.

I'm a Jack of All Trades when it comes to music; I range from metalcore to ambient to 50's rock 'n roll to live jazz.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Janome MemoryCraft 6600.
My Bernina 2500DCE Serger.
My cats, Miep and Wendell.
Riker's beard.
Black low top Chuck Taylor's.
Back to the Future.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work, my business, work. And when I have a spare minute, cross-stitching.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm really over the whole "going out to party" thing, so on a typical Friday night, I'm on the couch cross-stitching.

Occasionally I'm coerced into making a cameo at the local youth hang-out, as I do love to dance and will have a drink, but it's not detrimental to my happiness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was 16, I weighed 230lbs. With that, I was constantly tormented for being the ugly, fat girl. If I could go back and change that, I wouldn't. It's made me far too appreciative of what I have now.
You should message me if
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- You're actually emotionally available and not still hung up on the ex who dumped you four years ago.

- You understand and accept the fact that you will only ever be second place in my heart because Tuukka Rask is first.

- You can tolerate that I work A LOT. My career is the most important thing in my life. Bonus points if you're likeminded.

- You can make me laugh. It's not as easy as you may think.

- No kids, please. Don't like 'em, ain't having 'em. And no, I'm not going to change my mind, so it looks like you'll have to plant your seed somewhere else, Farmer Bob.

Also, a tall, bespectacled, baby-faced nerd with interesting tattoos would be nice.

So what say we am-scray outta here and have a wild wing-ding at the Cyclotron, Doctor?