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31 Ludlow, MA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:06am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
My self-summary
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Professional seamstress, business owner and part-time model who makes Muppets and knows more about hockey than your basic Pink Hat.

Fun Facts:

- I own and operate a business, so I work a lot. My career is the most important thing in my life.

- I make cross-stitches of scenes from classic NES games.

- I have an encyclopedic memory when it comes to quoting the first ten seasons of The Simpsons.

- Apologies, but I don't hike, rock climb or enjoy sleeping on the ground in the woods with bugs and dirt.

- I'm terrible at cooking.

- I'm not in to purses, shoes or pumpkin-spice flavored/scented things.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've worked really hard cultivating my own special brand of cool sophistication and biting wit, but found that neither of those things paid my rent.

So a couple years back I taught myself how to sew/tailor. I custom alter/tailor clothing, make plush toys, pillows, quilts and also cross-stitch. I own and operate a local alterations shop.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making something out of nothing, in more ways than one.

And not to brag... But I'm pretty awesome at 1/8" hems on button-up shirt cuffs. And yes, it's as impressive as it sounds.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I "look angry". I think the kids refer to it as "resting bitch face."

Funny thing is I'm usually not angry at all. I'm just a natural people watcher.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a BA in English, so reading and writing still hold a special place in my heart. And on my foot. There you will find a tattoo that says "So it goes." Also love Capote and Plath.

I don't have cable and mainstream movies bore the living hell out of me. All Netflix, all the time: Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Death Note, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek TNG, The X-Files, Orange is the New Black, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Parks and Recreation... And I try my hardest not to miss a Bruins game.

I'm a Jack of All Trades when it comes to music; I range from metalcore to ambient to 50's rock 'n roll to live jazz.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Janome MemoryCraft 6600.
My Bernina 2500DCE Serger.
My cats, Miep and Wendell.
Riker's beard.
Black low top Chuck Taylor's.
Back to the Future.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work, my business, work. And when I have a spare minute, cross-stitching.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm really over the whole "going out to party" thing, so on a typical Friday night, I'm on the couch cross-stitching.

Occasionally I'm coerced into making a cameo at the local youth hang-out, as I do love to dance and will have a drink, but it's not detrimental to my happiness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was 16, I weighed 230lbs. With that, I was constantly tormented for being the ugly, fat girl. If I could go back and change that, I wouldn't. It's made me far too appreciative of what I have now.
You should message me if
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- It's pretty trite to say that I'm "tired of the bullsh*t"... But I'm REALLY tired of the bullsh*t. Are you actually emotionally available and not still hung up on the ex who dumped you four years ago? Think hard, now. You sure? Really?

- You understand and accept the fact that you will only ever be second place in my heart because Tuukka Rask is first.

- You can tolerate that I work A LOT. My career is the most important thing in my life. Bonus points if you're likeminded.

- You've read a book in the last month, and no, Reddit and Maxim don't count.

- No kids, please. Don't like 'em, ain't having 'em. And no, I'm not going to change my mind, so it looks like you'll have to plant your seed somewhere else, Farmer Bob.

Also, a tall, bespectacled, baby-faced nerd with interesting tattoos would be nice.

So what say we am-scray outta here and have a wild wing-ding at the Cyclotron, Doctor?