Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a professional seamstress, business owner and model. I loves me
some Bruins hockey, x-stitching and Jack Daniels. And I sure as
sh*t don't roll on Shabbos.
In my free time, I enjoy shaming sluts.
- Everything I'm good at, I taught myself how to do.
- I make Muppets and cross-stitches of scenes from classic NES
- I'm the biggest misogynist I know.
- I'm terrible at cooking.
- I like pretty boys.
- There is nothing hotter than receiving a grammatically correct
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've worked really hard cultivating my own special brand of cool
sophistication and biting wit, but found that neither of those
things paid my rent.
So a couple years back I taught myself how to sew/tailor. I custom
alter/tailor clothing, make plush toys, pillows, quilts and also
cross-stitch. I own and operate a local alterations shop.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making something out of nothing, in more ways than one.
I also have an encyclopedic memory when it comes to quoting the
first ten seasons of The Simpsons.
And not to brag... But I'm pretty awesome at 1/8" hems on button-up
shirt cuffs. And yes, it's as impressive as it sounds.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I "look angry". I think the kids refer to it as "resting bitch
Funny thing is, I'm usually not angry at all. Apparently some guys
think it's a clever pick-up line to tell me as such.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a BA in English, so reading and writing still hold a special
place in my heart. And on my foot. There you will find a tattoo
that says "So it goes." Also love Capote and Plath.
I don't have cable and mainstream movies bore the living hell out
of me. All Netflix, all the time: Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul,
Death Note, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek TNG, The X-Files,
Orange is the New Black, Mad Men, Parks and Recreation... And I try
my hardest not to miss a Bruins game.
I'm a Jack of All Trades when it comes to music; I range from
metalcore to ambient to 50's rock 'n roll to live jazz.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Janome MemoryCraft 6600.
My Bernina 2500DCE Serger.
My cats, Miep and Wendell.
Black low top Chuck Taylor's.
Back to the Future.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work, my business, work. And when I have a spare minute,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm really over the whole "going out to party" thing, so on a
typical Friday night, I'm on the couch cross-stitching.
Occasionally I'm coerced into making a cameo at the local youth
hang-out, as I do love to dance and will have a drink, but it's not
detrimental to my happiness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was 16, I weighed 230lbs. With that, I was constantly
tormented for being the ugly, fat girl. If I could go back and
change that, I wouldn't. It's made me far too appreciative of what
I have now.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- It's pretty trite to say that I'm "tired of the bullsh*t"... But
I'm REALLY tired of the bullsh*t. Are you actually emotionally
available and not still hung up on the ex who dumped you four years
ago? Think hard, now. You sure? Really?
- You understand and accept the fact that you will only ever be
second place in my heart because Tuukka Rask is first.
- You can tolerate that I work A LOT. My career is the most
important thing in my life. Bonus points if you're
- You've read a book in the last month, and no, Reddit and Maxim
- No kids, please. Don't like 'em, ain't having 'em. And no, I'm
not going to change my mind, so it looks like you'll have to plant
your seed somwewhere else, Farmer Bob.
Also, a tall, bespectacled, baby-faced nerd with interesting
tattoos would be nice.
So what say we am-scray outta here and have a wild wing-ding at the
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