This flippant profile is brought to you by...The Letter B...and The Number 9 . Number Nine...Number Nine...Number Nine...
"I was born a poor black child..."
This is not the conventional guy's conventional profile. But don't fret - a thousand such guys are just a click away! Your ab-baring, bathroom-mirror-"selfie"-taking, "chillaxing" laid back, proudly posing with dead animal hero is out there waiting for you - I promise!
I tried the committed, well-detailed, serious approach on OKC for years to no avail...so now you get to enjoy my flip, moderately satirical side! Strap yourselves in, ladies. "$19.95 gets you the WHOLE SEAT! But you'll only need THE EDGE!"
Perhaps we could help each other to discover our mutual special purposes. I know I've got one of those! (Note my capacity for reflexivity? Score One!)
I'm really not "More Capitalistic", "Less Progressive", and/or "Less Lonely" than average, no matter what OKC says. Try me and see.
(and in spite of all this flippancy, I assure you that at most times I remain a sincere person nonetheless...so...enjoy! Preferably enjoy with a glass of bourbon at the ready - it'll be more fun that way.)