Number Nine...Number Nine...Number Nine...
"I was born a poor black child..."
This is not the conventional guy's conventional profile. But don't fret - a thousand such guys are just a click away!
I tried the committed, well-detailed, serious approach on OKC for years to no avail...so now you get to enjoy my flip, moderately satirical side! Strap yourselves in, ladies. "$19.95 gets you the WHOLE SEAT! But you'll only need THE EDGE!"
Perhaps we could help each other to discover our mutual special purposes. I know I've got one of those!
I'm really not "More Capitalistic", "Less Progressive", and "Less Lonely" than average, no matter what OKC says. Try me and see.
(and in spite of all this flippancy, I assure you I remain a sincere person nonetheless...so...enjoy!)