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40 M Saint Paul, MN

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
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Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I'm really not "More Capitalistic", "Less Progressive", and/or "Less Lonely" than average, no matter what OKC says. Try me and see.

Note, though, I'm only here for "short term dating" right now. Life and love are complicated...

Let's just skip the stupid first date "interview coffee/beer" and go straight to date #2, shall we? Canoeing? Bowling? Biking Mississippi River Boulevard? MN Landscape Arboretum? Goofy Urban Scavenger Hunt? Anything but to be stuck at a table somewhere in uncomfortable " you like...stuff...?" conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Winning the world over, one person at a time. Only
7,121,030,000 to go (this job keeps getting harder and harder)!

Waiting for the one I know is right for me to come around, entertaining myself until she does. Life, therefore, is alternately amazing and exasperating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
celebrating vanity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It takes a special kind of woman to read between the lines. And to tell you the truth, I'm really only interested in special kinds of women, anyway. Therefore, if the below makes any sense to you, write me!

The Mentat Handbook
World Targets in Megadeaths
The Books of Bokonon
Tobin's Spirit Guide
Ethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying
Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds (The Expurgated Version)

Who Dat Ninja

Everybody Loves Hypnotoad (ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.)
Mock Trial With J. Reinhold
Bud Court

Spinal Tap
Love Fist
The Soggy Bottom Boys
Eddie and the Cruisers

Soylent Green
Romulan Ale
Jelly Babies
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books (Physical ones, not this "Nook" and "Kindle" crap)
Phytoplanktonic algae
Gravity and Electromagnetism
c. 1kg/cm2 barometric pressure

(If you list your phone here, you need new priorities. Seriously. In fact, if you list *any* machines here...fix yourself.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
brains. I'M SO META!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
putting the finishing touches on the time and space displacement device I've been tinkering with in the basement. It should be completed next month. Would you like to join me for initial trials? This is not a joke. You must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I haven't done this before...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that the majority of women on OKC are turning me into a fucking nihilist.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't think too highly of yourself (hubris is a HUGE turnoff).

you're both kind and communicative (these are non-negotiable traits).

you think canoeing, camping, hiking, and road tripping to National or State Parks are good ways to spend your warm weather time.

you aren't "busy" ("busy" people bore me).

you are willing to serve as henchman to my World Class Supervillain ("On your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help a lot").

you'd like to test my lingual skill (wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatImean saynomore).

you're a patient reader. My more sincere side comes out in the many many expanded answers I've given to OKC Questions. Take a peek.

you don't smoke pot. It's an automatic deal-breaker (unless both of us are in the mood for a short fling. Then, I don't care).

Try me.