you don't think too highly of yourself (hubris is a HUGE
you're both kind and communicative (these are non-negotiable
traits). Your first message is a test of communication skill. I ask
you profile-relevant questions; if/when you reply, you should do
the same for me.
you don't have a height-based deal breaker (I'm nearly 6'2", so I
doubt I'd be weeded out anyway, but I won't stand for someone with
innate physical trait demands. Just think what you'd say to a guy
who refused to date a woman with less than a 36 D, eh?).
you aren't "busy" ("busy" people bore me).
there is neither a toilet nor a fake moustache in your profile
you are willing to serve as henchman to my World Class Supervillain
("On your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help a
you can drive a manual transmission (few things are sexier than a
woman who can handle a stick. I took a photo the last time I saw it
in person, and it hangs in my office).
you'd like to test my lingual skill (wink wink, nudge nudge,
You're mature enough not to use "words" like "bestie" and "selfie"
and "foodie" and "YOLO". This is more important than you might
think. I'm serious when I say if you use these words in
conversation, we are *not* a match.
you know what Toynbee Tiles are.
you're a patient reader - traces of my earlier more genuine profile
exist in many expanded answers to OKC questions.
you don't smoke pot. It's an automatic deal-breaker.
you find the OKC match rating algorithm and accompanying
personality descriptors suspect (case in point: I just saw someone
I know for a fact is the very definition of inattentive to others'
needs listed as "more attentive" than someone else here. I call