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axellevo

30 M London, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm originally from rural Gloucestershire but moved to London at the start of 2010 to follow my comedy dreams. I love an adventure, but mine often result from mishaps. Still, it makes life interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was once a journalist, now I just edit things for websites. By night, things get more exciting as I turn into a stand-up comedian.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pub quizes. It is the only time where my extensive useless trivia loses it's uselessness and becomes just 'extensive trivia'.

I also make an unbelievable cup of tea.

Both these skills are on my CV.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can walk on two legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV: Alan Partridge, Peep Show, Flight of the Conchords, Brass Eye, The Thick of It, anything Lee and Herring, Smallville, Dexter, Doctor Who.

Music: Metallica, Iron Maiden, Queen, The Darkness, Guns N Roses, early Trivium, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, The Shins, Manic Street Preachers, My Chemical Romance.

Films: Star Wars (original trilogy of course), Sergio Leone Westerns, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Gladiator, Kick-Ass, Spider-man 1 and 2, X-men 1 and 2, Thor, Batman Begins, Stardust, Hook, Toy Story 1-3 and generally all Pixar films.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, nutrients, oxygen, water, vitamins, Jaffa Cakes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to put in this box. Aah.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a pub. Either gigging or just in a pub. I do buy a drink every now and then, I don't just loiter in pubs. I just do that at weekends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I admit those all the time on stage.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to travel in space and time.

Also, anyone who is at least 90% enemies with me. That could be interesting, if we get actually along then we'll have smashed the percentage system.