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41 Falls Church, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I promise you--this is the best profile you will ever read.

Make that see.
Watch and love. They wrote it just for you. Just like I have plagiarized it just for you. Love and kisses.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building the next Facebook--only on mine, if someone tells us what they had for dinner, or tries to recruit us for some game, their computer (or mobile device, or this cattle prod I have been carrying around) will deliver an electric shock to them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If I write about that, I'll probably get banned from this site. Oh, and smutty inuendo (about which see more below).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am pretty badass.*

*In the eyes of the easily impressed, in particular.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I find that the more pictures there are (artistic ones) of naked women, the better the book, movie or show. For one thing, it usually isn't cluttered with complicated plots or nihilistic angst. Character development is usually pretty straightforward. I have a hard time finding these shows on Hulu, so I mostly stick to The Daily Show, if anything. Currently, I am forcing myself to read two pictureless books--Chronic City and Legacy of Ashes.

For music, anything with that 70s bass-funk sound. I especially enjoy the kind of music that starts playing just as the camera pans over to the lady who--surprise, surprise--came to the shower already naked, but forgot that she had called the plumber to fix a leak in the shower head (oops).

And Modest Mouse, Zaz, Rachid Taha, David Byrne, Jack White and Propellerheads. They're all pretty fun, too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A pen
2. A sword
3. A person to wield the pen
4. A person to wield the sword
5. A judge to determine which is in fact mightier
6. A really cool prize (to incent the two combatants, otherwise they may just stand around musing over the matter)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am more of a spontaneous-self-expression-then-run-like-hell-from-the-police (who invariably show up in a foul mood, like they just got dragged out of bed) kind of guy. I don't like to limit myself by thinking too much. Or at all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being unaccountable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd share, but you have probably already found it on google anyway.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You agree that I delivered on my promise. See summary above. (And you know I did. So starting drafting.) If you want to rant about my profile, please be creative. And please note my thoughts about complicated plot lines. Thanks.