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axl05

28 / M / straight / Single

Atlanta, Georgia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
Asian
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
—
Income
—
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am mature, childish, and just a lil awesome.

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My Self-Summary

I try to approach life with a certain childish wonder. Taking things seriously is totally overrated. There's no way to hide the fact I'm just a little dorky. Okay I'm a lot dorky, but in an adorable way. Are guys allowed to say adorable? I love admiring the grandeur of nature but really appreciate mankind's dominance with air conditioning. I'm a simple guy with a complicated sense of humor.

Oh and I'm really good at writing a lot without really saying anything.

What I’m doing with my life

I work at a law office. While I miss all the free time I had during my unemployment, having money is a lot better than nonemoney.

I’m really good at

Surviving in a post apocalyptic land scape. Unfortunately I haven't had any time to use my special skills. Oh well, here's hoping for the collapse of western civilization so I can shine.

The first things people usually notice about me

My voice and my face. My friends say both were meant for radio.

Hey wait a second...

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I love 80's hair bands. When music was fun. No baggage, no angst. Just sex, drugs, and rock'n roll. Other than that I'll listen to anything that hasn't been popular for about 10 years. Yes, I have bad taste in music, and I don't care!

As to food, I'll eat about anything. I really really love food. Chinese, sushi, itallian, cajun. Just about anything that'll fit into my mouth. And some things that won't.

As for books, sorry I can't read. I got my graduate degree by a combination of cheating and dumb luck. I'm not even sure what I'm typing here. I just got this team of monkeys and hope they're typing shakespeare. Otherwise I like science fiction, educational non-fiction etc.

The six things I could never do without

1). Handcuffs. 2). A car battery. 3). 1lb. can of Crisco. 4). Rubber gloves. 5). Welding Mask. 6). My authentic complete collection of inspirational Jesus Hummel Figurines in specially numbered display case.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Monster trucks and zombies. Not in that order. Maybe Zombies riding in monster trucks. But thats preposterous. Zombies can't drive. Monster trucks anyway. They're able to drive compact cars though. Fun fact, 90% of Kia's are actually driven by the living dead.

On a typical Friday night I am

Saving western civilization from terrorism. By drinking with my friends. You never know where terrorists will strike.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm actually my evil twin.

And I'm actually not insane, despite what you may think from reading here. My sense of humor may be a bit "off" but the rest of me is almost, dare I say, mundane?

You should message me if

If your looking to talk/meet someone who's really laid back

If your willing to put up with my obvious ecentricities.

If you go to the gym once in a while...

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