Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


26 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12
Pacific Islander
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My Myers-Briggs is ICUP.

Let's see, what qualities of mine do I want to highlight? Well, I've been a geisha for halloween three times. I think that about does it.

I suppose I'm a simple man who enjoys simple pleasures. If it wasn't for my nearly debilitating addiction to Wikipedia, I might qualify as an "old soul." I'm interested in art history, cooking, etymology, movies (I'm a devoted follower of the Coen Bros.), political philosophy, and, ya know, shtuff.

Oh, and I just started an Etsy shop. Want to see?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach ethics and philosophy at a high school in the north shore. I'm currently spending my days trying to be a better teacher and fighting to suppress the pubescent surges of hormones that turn would-be polite young ladies into catty, bratty divas. I also just began a graduate program in library science. But before you start cheering for me, will you please shush and keep your voice down?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1.) false humility
2.) naming obscure actors in movies
3.) photography
4.) untying knots
5.) cooking for myself and the uncritical
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my Roseanne Barresque laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Harry Potter series, Mark Twain, Don Delilo, Philip K. Dick, Flannery O'Connor, Cormac McCarthy, Bret Easton Ellis, Lord of the Rings

Fargo, A Serious Man, Nacho Libre, Babe, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Titanic, Silence of the Lambs, Hot Fuzz, Children of Men, Lord of the Rings, Doubt, Baraka, The Exorcist, Barton Fink

King of the Hill, Strangers with Candy, Mad Men, Breaking Bad and all those critically acclaimed shows too.

The Beatles, The Crystals, The Everly Brothers, The Kinks, Ennio Morricone, The Zombies, The Ramones, Janelle Monae, Jens Lekman, Sigur Ros, MGMT, The National, Smith Westerns, Weezer, Foxygen, Sufjan Stevens, Andrew Bird, of Montreal, Hunx and his Punx, Robyn
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
trashy wine, wikipedia, mango, dress socks, my spectacles (I only need 5 things. I'm a survivalist.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my would-be band name
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read strangers' text messages on the train.

Add a photo to:

Stay fresh with Instagram

Are you sure you want to delete this album?

Where's your photo?

Drop it like it’s hot

Photos must be at least 400 x 400px
Edit thumbnail
Add a caption

You look fantastic!