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30 Houston, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

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5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from space camp
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
My self-summary
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There's really not much to say about me. I say inappropriate things, I have the maturity of a 12 year old boy, I like to dance (by that I mean I remember how to do the Macarena), I like movement and can't stand sitting still for too long most of the time, I love being outside, indoor rock climbing and I'd eventually like to work my way up to climbing real rocks, swimming, museums, parks, beach trips, campfires and lots of other cool stuff. Right now I'm not looking to date anyone. I'm just bored and looking to make new friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on figuring that out. I recently finished massage therapy school so I'll have some sort of skill. When I get my license I'm not sure what I'll be doing. There are lots of things I'd like to do but I need to find the time to fit it all in.

That's what she said.
I’m really good at
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Leaning, balloon animals, sleeping, useless trivia, other stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My resting bitch face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love Mel Brooks so I'll watch any of his movies, most comedies are cool, and horror movies are great too. I love love love The Walking Dead and Dexter. That's pretty much all the TV I watch. I don't have as much time to read as I'd like but I'm always open to any suggested reading.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My puppy, my friends, my mom, my game consoles, good food, and I kinda really like the booze but I suppose I could live without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What life would be like if I had a tail and how merpeople reproduce.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm most likely at work or trying to catch up on sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate the sound of children singing in unison. Creeps me right the fuck out.
You should message me if
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You really feel like it. I most likely won't because I'm kind of shy and I always think "Oh, this person wouldn't want to talk to me" So I creep instead.