Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

I should really write more here when I get around to it sometime in the next 6 months.

I wrote more, and only 2 months later! Go me. I'll still probably have to actually write something about me, at some point.

Damn. Back to the drawing board.

2 months later: I present myself as cocky and brash. More to come.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm a professional geek. I'm very happy with what I do, although the long hours do tend to immanentize my eschaton.

When I'm not working (haha! that was a joke.), I enjoy photography, movies, music, and just generally geeking out.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Music. I've got tons of it. At least 800 pieces of vinyl, masses of CDs, and tons of MP3s. And just to make it sad...I know just about everything in the entire collection.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

My eyes. I look trustworthy and innocent. My trustworthiness is probably up to you to decide, but innocent...not so much.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

I'm currently hooked on the freakfolk movement: Devendra Banhart, Akron/Family, and on good old indie rock. I'm a musical elitist, and I know this. I'm not sorry for it.

I love sushi, but I feel bad eating fish due to the overfishing of our oceans. Gotta be sustainable, don't ya know?

I read a lot. Seriously, a LOT. And fast, too. Anything I can get my hands on. Ayn Rand, Franz Kafka, Greg Bear, Douglas Adams. I'm not even going to try to have a "Currently Reading" list. Probably a cookbook should be thrown in for good measure. Preferably something about meat. I just finished reading "Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell", which is like Harry Potter, if Harry Potter was AWESOME.

Also, I like movies. How's that for generic? Spare me the latest Hollywood romantic-action-comedy-suspense-thriller and give me something with good plot, good dialogue, and some good cinematic photography.

I cure my own bacon. I know you're probably a vegetarian, and I totally respect that, but seriously...every religion that doesn't eat bacon turns out to be violent and have lots of angry, malcontent people. I don't know about you, but I'M seeing a trend.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

There's nothing I need besides air, food, water, cigarettes, and shelter. Ok, and sex. You happy? I'm being honest, and I am male, after all. Hey, you wanted to know, or you probably wouldn't have read this far anyway.

Oh, and fresh strawberries. Sometimes I prefer them above all other guilty pleasures ;)

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I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Why we don't have lifeguards for the gene pool. I also will talk extensively about bands you probably haven't heard of, politics, economics, and/or my complete hatred of all American popular sports entertainment. Also, robotic penguin armies. Ninja penguins. With lasers.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

awesome.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

What's private? I'm a fairly open book. If you want to know something, just ask!

You should message me if Propose an edit

Any of this sounds interesting. Or you're slender (no offense, anyone, it's just that I'm 6'1" and weigh about 170 - I'm pretty slender myself), attractive, able to tie your own shoelaces, and somewhat psychotic. We'll probably get along fairly well.

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