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azaluth

29 M San Mateo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Moved to California from Florida for work and to escape the heat and humidity and ...flatness? Is that a word? Moving on. I am severely enjoying the hills, cold weather, and dry air. I, like all Californians apparently, have discovered an absolute love for hiking and try to do it at least once every 2 weeks - more if I can swing it.

I can be kind of a random person, but I try not to let my ADD take hold too much. I play Hockey and practice Wing Chun Kung Fu. I read. A lot. I try my hand at writing occasionally, but don't really make a huge habit of it. I put cheese on my head to watch football, and a winged wheel on my shirt to watch hockey. I'm comfortable in most social settings and don't mind getting my hands dirty to help people that I care about.

As I said above, I just recently crossed the country from the east coast. I've never experienced an earthquake. It seems kind of terrifying and boring at the same time. I mean what's the point of a natural disaster if you can't throw a party during it? Hurricanes obviously trump earthquakes in fun. I'm looking forward to doing all of the stuff you can't do in Florida, like climb a mountain or leave the house in July.

I work in Information Technology as a Unix Admin at a company in San Mateo. I've love tinkering with computers and solving problems.

Impromptu troubadour, "that's what she said" dropper, video/tabletop gamer, adventurer extraordinaire. I'm a relatively open book. Ask me anything.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going on adventures in a new state! Looking for a new Wing Chun studio to train in, biking around and enjoying the obscenely beautiful weather, and generally having a blast.

I'm always working on expanding my horizons educationally, mostly through books on different programming languages. PL/SQL and C# are on the docket right now. I am driven to success and love troubleshooting issues. I've started to pick up Chinese again, but am by no means even close to what anyone would call fluent.

I end up playing psychologist to my friends a lot. Apparently I'm a really good second opinion. Or first opinion. Or opinion. Whatever, don't judge me.

I would like to become proficient at a musical instrument. I own a cheap ocarina and wouldn't mind learning to play the drums.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving honest opinions, learning new technology quickly, getting along with damn near anyone, hockey, having adventures, getting into trouble.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a great sense of humor and a mischevious grin, I'm always laughing about something. Also, I'm CONSTANTLY singing to myself. I'm a walking jukebox.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Wheel of Time, Sword of Truth, Dragonlance, Death Gate Cycle, Darksword Trilogy, Forgotten Realms, Harry Potter, Shannara, Kingkiller Chronicles, Fullmetal Alchemist (manga), Beet the Vandel Buster (manga), Death Note(manga), Wizard of Rhyme, Animorphs (though I haven't read them in a long time, they're still awesome lol)

Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Clerks, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Short Circuit, Mallrats, The Princess Bride, Flight of the Navigator, The Mask, The Lord of the Rings film trilogy, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Serenity, Super Mario Bros., Boondock Saints, Star Wars

Music: 90's rock (seriously, give me the XM/Sirius station Lithium and I can just sit and listen to it all day), Metallica, Shinedown, Tonic, Flyleaf, ocremix, Nobuo Uematsu, Koji Kondo, Classically Arranged Video Game Music, Foo Fighters, Empty Hats, System of a Down, Pink Floyd, Silverchair, The Protomen, Jonathan Coulton, Death Cab For Cutie, Mumford & Sons, Fuel, Stone Temple Pilots, Bit Brigade, Minibosses, most nerdcore stuff, etc etc

I also enjoy a smattering of Anime/Cartoons. Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Beet, Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple, Avatar the last Airbender/Legend of Korra

Food: I have a weakness for pizza, but I'll eat anything. I've recently developed a taste for spicy food (comes from working with a lot of guys from India) and I really enjoy anything ethnic.

TV: How I Met Your Mother, Always Sunny, Scrubs, 2 and a Half Men, Doctor Who, Sherlock - I don't watch a ton of TV because I'm way too ADD to sit still long enough by myself and do it unless the show is phenomenal. There are, however, a crap-load of shows I need to watch. If anyone wants to have TV viewing parties, I'm 100% down. Also wouldn't mind being recommended some shows.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - Hockey
2 - Someone to talk to / Laugh with
3 - Books
4 - A challenge
5 - Games
6 - Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Situations, people, life.

I also spend a lot of time thinking that bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They've got those hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about exploring and seeing what trouble I can get into with friends. Sometimes I like to relax at home and play video/board games. Or chill out and read a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was in a movie once, a hilariously bad film called Pirates vs Ninjas.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You can hold your own in a conversation, like to debate and argue about random topics like politics or science or god, and are able to hold intense discussions without getting heated. Intelligence is a must. GRAMMAR, people. Grammar and spelling.

You want to go on an adventure. I'm new to this area so I'm looking to explore.

You're bored and looking for someone fun to ramble at.

You play tabletop and need an extra player.

You've ever been to Dragon*Con or MAGFest or Nerdapalooza.