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My self-summary Propose an edit

I am a force of Nature. People either like me or hate me, but there is no one who doesn't' know or have an opinion me that I have ever met. Recently some coworkers have taken to calling me Darth, or Vader. If only they knew how happy this makes me. "You may dispense with the pleasantries commander, I have come to put you BACK on schedule!" Teehee

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Right now I am the Director of Client Relations for a lab, a great utilization of my History/Poly Theory/Classics degree and a good way to pay off my student loans to boot.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Making and understanding abstract arguments, finding a common ground with people on a short term basis, pissing off girls, playing video games, problem solving, and finding a reason to laugh about almost anything. Oh, and most importantly, I am very good at being a smart ass.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I am usually laughing, humming, or talking. You can usually hear me coming a long time before you actually see me.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

A) The Bible, Stranger in a Strange Land, Discourses of Livy, The Peloponnesian War, Lorna Dune, Civil War a Narrative, The Book of Three Series, The Works of JRR Tolkien B) Starship Troopers, Army Of Darkness, The Mummy, The Seven Samurai, Samurai I,II, III. The Quiet Man, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, The Man Who Would Be King, Gunga Din, Love Actually, 10 things I hate about you, Alien, Aliens, Predator, Predator 2. C) Scottish, Scottish rock, Rock, Classical, Jazz, Blues, Blue Grass, Romantic, Baroque, Opera. D) I like good food, I am not picky, but pizza is king :

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

My Bible My Computer My Shower My Friends My books My family

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Enough sap, it's time to gripe. Have you ever noticed that people in stories are complete morons? You find these two characters that are obviously supposed to be together and always they seem to do the most retarded things to prevent the proper outcome. I hate this. Mostly because it usually works out for them in the end while in real life it never does. Yet somehow I can't help hurling verbal abuse at these characters telling them to get in gear. Often it's advice I should be following myself. INFURIATING

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Well, Since I sorta don't really drink anymore, I am not longer at home drinking on Friday nights. Surprisingly enough, I am usually hanging out with friends or reading. I had forgotten how much I love to read. Well not really forgotten, just remembered how much I loved it when I started doing it all the time again.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I am very insecure with my place in the world and I have a hard time letting people get close to me.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You want to talk or you like to read Manga or anything really, and what to talk about moronic protagonists. Also if you think it would be cool to be able to write poetry in Japanese. That would work. No I can't, but I wanna.

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