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31 New Orleans, LA Man


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  • Ages 21–35
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Last Online
Dec 12, 2014
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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A lot of people here say they're very sarcastic, and they say it so straightforwardly. I'm not sarcastic. I'm also not cynical. The world is a fucking peach. And so am I. A fucking peach. I'm also Jeff.

I co-own a graphic design and animation studio called Plastic Donkey. I have a talent for kinetic typography, specifically. That's animated words. I've created advertisements, logos, and general graphic work for start-ups, credit unions, cellular carriers, software companies, non-profit organizations, lobbyist groups, numerous YouTube channels, and a bunch of websites and phone apps.

I'm a writer, published two books. One of them is kinda good. It's a guide on how to argue dirty. That was the end of my stint with philosophy-related works. Writing fiction now.

I also host an op-ed tech show on XDA-TV for XDA-Developers, and made a few appearances on mobile tech blogs and podcasts. My own YouTube channel is a little popular as well.

I move a lot. Moved away from New Orleans at the beginning of 2012 and regretted it ever since. So I'm back. For a little while, at least. Must satisfy the inner gypsy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Practicing Sadism for all the right reasons.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My faults. Really good at my faults. I'm decent at listening and understanding, too. And my job, though my partner disagrees. But he's not good at recognizing talent. That's actually another talent of mine. Recognizing talent. And developing it. Good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I exist. From there, you may notice I have a nose, two eyes, mouth, and all of the things people generally have. You might also notice my beard. Don't like beards? Trust me, you don't like weak chins more. And then you might notice my piercings or tattoos. Don't like piercings or tattoos? Trust me, fuck you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Mark Twain, Douglas Adams, Albert Camus, and Lewis Carroll.

Movies: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, Mother Night, Southland Tales, Thank You For Smoking, Exit Through the Gift Shop, and Helvetica.

Music: punk, reggae, dubstep, classical

I like lots of other things aside from these, I'm just too bored of lists to make a bigger list.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to stop snoring. It's an enormous problem and pretty much what I consider to be my only flaw.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving drunk. Unless you want to drive. Seriously, I'll accept a ride from almost anyone as long as they don't rape me. But I'm a sucker for puppies. So you gotta promise, okay?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sarcasm is weak. It's indirect. It's what people do to avoid confrontation and still feel powerful. I use it sometimes.
You should message me if
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You know what's really missing in the sarcasm of all these "very sarcastic" people? Cleverness. Not wit. Wit is a stupid word. Whoever invented that word could have called it anything, but they chose something that sounds tiny. Wittle, you might say. So, cleverness. Give it a shot. If you can't, then just be straightforward. I respond to pretty much everyone, so you have nothing to lose. I'm only kinda picky beyond that.

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