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azzie8

49 F Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 45–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), Armenian (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly), Other (Fluently), Welsh (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The thing is, we try, mostly. All of us, I hope. On here.

We try to put forth our good qualities, allow a peek into our bad ones, and gloss over the rest.

What continue to be elusive, well for me anyway, is the balance between vulnerability and the hard shell encasing us.

Hmm.

Anyway, right now, this is as vulnerable as I can be.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I WORK A LOT.

Focusing on debt reduction and retirement fund non-reduction.

I work a full time job at the asshat factory. It is not my calling, but what I do well.

I also work part time doing what I love. The hours aren't long, but they are physically taxing as I stand on hard tile for 5 hours.

I read. I write. I work. I play. I laugh. I...tired. I ride. I am.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
skirting the issue.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that my OKC personality chart is wonky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like to read. A lot. I am reading my way through my dad's library of spy thrillers set in the Cold War era. If you are Russian, a Communist, a spy, or karate expert, let me know. I'm also reading my way through the Chicago Public Library, except I get distracted easily. I like Wally Lamb, Roald Dahl, Margaret Atwood, Shelly's Frankenstein.

Anyway, my recent favorite book(s) is The First Law trilogy by Joe Abercrombie. Swords, magic, and bloody battles. Basically, my life story.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Eyeglasses. My eyes are broken.

2. Post-It notes. Damn, they're useful.

3. OKC Journals.

4. a calculator.

5. Laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why no one wants to create a connection online before meeting. The few times I met before a tentative connection was forged, the meetings were - um, well - let's say, ahhhh - not fun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A massage therapist.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
one day I'm going to get up when the alarm sounds, take a shower, get dressed, make coffee, gather my things, get in the car, and instead of driving to work, I will drive until the car runs out of gas.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
My nephew won't return my phone calls, how am I going to get you to do anything?