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azzie8

49 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:32am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), Armenian (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly), Other (Fluently), Welsh (Poorly)

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My self-summary
The thing is, we try, mostly. All of us, I hope. On here.

We try to put forth our good qualities, allow a peek into our bad ones, and gloss over the rest.

What continue to be elusive, well for me anyway, is the balance between vulnerability and the hard shell encasing us.

Hmm.

Anyway, right now, this is as vulnerable as I can be.
What I’m doing with my life
I WORK A LOT.

Focusing on debt reduction and retirement fund non-reduction.

I work a full time job at the asshat factory. It is not my calling, but what I do well.

I also work part time doing what I love. The hours aren't long, but they are physically taxing as I stand on hard tile for 5 hours.

I read. I write. I work. I play. I laugh. I...tired. I ride. I am.
I’m really good at
skirting the issue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to read. A lot. I am reading my way through my dad's library of spy thrillers set in the Cold War era. If you are Russian, a Communist, a spy, or karate expert, let me know. I'm also reading my way through the Chicago Public Library, except I get distracted easily. I like Wally Lamb, Roald Dahl, Margaret Atwood, Shelly's Frankenstein.

Anyway, my recent favorite book(s) is The First Law trilogy by Joe Abercrombie. Swords, magic, and bloody battles. Basically, my life story.
The six things I could never do without
1. Eyeglasses. My eyes are broken.

2. Post-It notes. Damn, they're useful.

3. OKC Journals.

4. a calculator.

5. Laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why no one wants to create a connection online before meeting. The few times I met before a tentative connection was forged, the meetings were - um, well - let's say, ahhhh - not fun.
On a typical Friday night I am
A massage therapist.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
one day I'm going to get up when the alarm sounds, take a shower, get dressed, make coffee, gather my things, get in the car, and instead of driving to work, I will drive until the car runs out of gas.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 45–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
My nephew won't return my phone calls, how am I going to get you to do anything?