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20 Glasgow, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Feb 18, 2013
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Wants kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Persian (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
18. Problem child, all grown up. I don’t believe in salad or running (unless you are escaping from imminent danger, for example an angry lion on the loose). My life is essentially as boring and repetitive as a hipster blog, and my mother thinks I'm a cynic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Boring Criminology student by day, 56-year-old marine biologist by night.

No, I'm kidding.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating all the food, pissing people off, being an asshole, pushing everyone away, making my parents ashamed, using every swear word imaginable in the one sentence. You know, the usual.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beautiful face. No, that's a joke.

How much of an asshole I am.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gosh. Erm. iPhone, Tassimo coffee machine, my laptop, my cat, mini-fridge and some other stuff that I'm too lazy to write out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, ghosts, death, how people would react if I died, crime novels, attractive celebrities, how different my life would be if I was pretty/funny/nice/everything I'm not. And cats. The mind can never be filled with too many cat thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out, getting drunk and having wild unprotected sex with my neighborhood 'YOUNG TEAM'.

Like my life, that is a joke. I spend Fridays watching movies and crying into my coffee.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Wouldn't really be private then, would it?
You should message me if
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You've read through all this bullshit without considering suicide for one second.