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b31chan

22 / F / bisexual / Available

White City, Oregon

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 3" (1.60m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Unemployed
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am I said, I am the warrior, and I am the walrus.

My Self-Summary

I'm me. I'm 22. I'm married and mother to a 7-week-old baby boy. I pretty much rule. My husband and I are in an open relationship. I'm studying to do medical transcription to work from home so I can stay home to raise my son. I don't care too much for chocolate. I like music more than is healthy. I'm pretty obsessed with the Beatles. I think my favorite animal is the turtle, but I'm not sure.

What I’m doing with my life

Studying for medical transcription. Motherin' my baby. Totally gonna start decorating cakes. I'm addicted to cake blogs and shows. It's pretty weird, honestly.

I’m really good at

Being awesome. I'm a pretty good writer, I guess? I'm pretty excellent at Rock Band. Guitar or vocals only, though, bass and drums are boring as hell. I kick a moderate amount of ass at Magic Online. I'm a pretty good cook except I usually don't feel like it. I make the best pancakes ever. I can make Mickey Mouse pancakes.

The first things people usually notice about me

How should I know? That would be a silly thing to ask people. Excuse me, you there, on the street, what is the first thing you notice about me? That I'm rather rude? I see.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I like Ray Bradbury, Stephen King, Dostoevsky, Isaac Asimov, Harlan Ellison, Neil Gaiman...I like a lot of fantasy and sci-fi and classic literature and such. I hate stuff like Twilight and Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton and I will probably judge you for it. However, Harry Potter rules. No haters.

For movies I tend to like horror, comedy, drama, and kids' movies. I love Amelie, Labyrinth, Shawshank Redemption, Dead Poets Society, Boondock Saints, Dark Crystal, Airplane!, Office Space, the Searchers, Seven Samurai, Kung Fu Hustle, Children of Men, the original Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Blazing Saddles, Tremors, Monty Python, American Psycho, Bill and Ted, all the Alien and Predator movies, Kevin Smith movies, the Saw movies, most Disney kids' movies...

I like a lot of music but mainly classic rock. I'm a big sucker for the Beatles, especially George Harrison. I also love Dire Straits, the Cars, Led Zeppelin, Weezer, Blue Öyster Cult, the Clash, Cream, David Bowie, Don McLean, Eric Clapton, Tom Petty, Genesis, Regina Spektor, Hawkwind, the Veils, Pixies, Iron Maiden, Johnny Cash, the Rolling Stones, Journey, Damien Rice, Laura Veirs, Alizée, Rilo Kiley, David Gray, Savage Garden, Death Cab for Cutie, Styx, the Decemberists, the Ditty Bops, Eisley, Tenacious D, Roy Orbison, Liquid Tension Experiment, Ratatat, Porcupine Tree, Supertramp, Korpiklaani, OutKast, Rush, Pink Floyd, Maroon 5, Elliott Smith, OK Go, Fatboy Slim, Ben Folds, Finntroll, Blind Guardian, Queen, Ayreon, Matt Howden, Kaizers Orchestra, anything Mike Patton's been involved with, Gorillaz, Laura Marling, Hard-Fi, Iced Earth, Kate Bush, the Killers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Akon, Snoop Dogg, Lady Sovereign, Lil Wayne, Ne-Yo...I also like classical, especially Chopin, Vivaldi, Dvorak, Glazunov, Pachelbel, Paganini...
These are my favorites. This is not all of my music. I have a problem.

Food? I eat it. It tastes good. Sometimes it doesn't. The end.

The six things I could never do without

Six supple cows.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Mud.

On a typical Friday night I am

At my husband's bowling league, chillin'.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm secretly a mouse manipulating this animatronic body from a control center in the brain area.

You should message me if

If you want to. If you don't, probably don't.