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b3atm0nk3y

35 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
May 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), LISP (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved to San Francisco from the DC metro area. I like long walks on the beach and romantic sunsets ... actually, I like playing video games, reading, and simply hanging out with my friends. I'll listen to most anything, but when left to my own devices I lean toward electronic and indie rock. I actually love to get out, but most of my friends are on another coast. So I'm up for an adventure if one presents itself. Oh yeah, I'm generally an optimist, have self-depreciative humor, and I'd like to think I'm pretty chill.

I am arguably intelligent, a big dork, and sometimes funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for a computer company, trying to get the motivation to start grad school. In the mean time, I've been catching up on reading and video games since I have considerably fewer friends here, haha. I've recently taken up yoga, which I'm surprised to admit I'm enjoying. When the weather gets (consistently) nicer, I plan to do a lot of hiking and camping in the plentiful area parks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hrm ... solving problems, at least I think. I bake an excellent Apple Pie. Oh yeah, I'm REALLY GOOD at making an ass of myself. Yup.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Oh wow, I dunno ... my teeth? Never had dental work done and somehow they came out all right. Not that you can tell with the pictures I have posted, but anyway ... Oh yeah, most people also probably notice I use a lot of ellipses when I write.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I love me my sci-fi and fantasy, which is what I'll read if nothing else catches my interest. Some of my favorite books though, include Crime and Punishment, House of Leaves, Neuromancer, Hackers and Painters, and the Song of Ice and Fire series. I also read geeky tech books when I don't have something more escapist to keep my attention.

Music: Instead of listing everything, here is what I've been listening to recently ... FM Attack, College, Breakbot, Passion Pit, Delorean, Discovery, Futurecop!, Florence + the Machine, Vampire Weekend, Fear of Tigers, Freelance Whales and a bunch of random stuff

Movies: I have a soft spot for over-the-top bad movies and action/adventure stuff. That said, a few of the movies I enjoy are Once, 5th Element, Blade Runner, and Hackers (yes, Hackers). Otherwise I'm more of a TV person. Current favorites include Pushing Daisies, True Blood, Doctor Who, Lost, The Office, and Chuck.

Food: After couple bad experiences with seafood, I generally won't touch it (but I sometimes make exceptions). Otherwise, I'm down with most cuisines.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, iPhone, MacBook, Kindle, decent headphones, and my notebook (a pen or pencil wouldn't count towards the tally, would it?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell I'm gonna do from here on out. I always assumed I'd have it all figured out by now, haha, how wrong I was. Oh well, nothing to do but enjoy the ride.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe out drinking with some friends; just as likely sitting at home having a beer and reading a book. Sometimes I make plans for the weekend that rarely seem to pan out as expected (not necessarily for the worse). If I'm not out or making weekend plans, then I'm probably plotting what culinary delight I plan to take a stab at making.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The only reason I close the door (ahem) to my office is so that I can dance to my music where no one can see me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The word "callipygian" applies to you, bonus points if you know what the word means without looking it up. On a similar track, preferably the word "hella" is not part of your vocabulary.

Honestly though, if you are an exciting and interesting person, hit me up.