Please read my profile before you message me. More specifically, at least read the last section of my profile if you're not going to read the whole thing.

ANYWAY, I graduated from college last May with a degree in Economics and Business Administration.

I'm very extroverted and independent. I love going out with my friends, and like my days to stay busy from the time I wake up until I go to sleep. At the same time, I can appreciate a lounge day where my butt leaves a dent in the couch from excessive movie watching.

I have self-diagnosed myself with ADD, and like anything exciting and adventurous. It takes a lot to capture my attention, and I find men with a good sense of humor the most attractive. For some reason I fall for ridiculously corny jokes, as long as you can pull them off. I like guys who can keep up with my quick wit and can take a joke. If not, I will walk all over you like a doormat. I'm also sarcastic to no end.

I believe in living my life to the fullest, so I'm somewhat of a daredevil when it comes to talking to new people, trying new things, and making new memories. I will always prefer to spend my money on events rather than material goods.

I also love to learn, as weird as that is. I'm taking free online physics classes because I like math. Weird, I know.

While I'm looking for a big-girl job, I'm substitute teaching for local high schools and coaching volleyball, which I love more than anything else that I've tried. I'm applying to get a second undergraduate degree in Electrical Engineering in the fall. Steve Wozniak, I'm coming for your job!

Coaching volleyball.
Building forts in my living room.
Napping.
Having a great time anywhere I go (I was once told I make trips to Walmart fun).
Beer pong (I am not afraid to skunk you).
Buying shoes.
Sweet talking <3
Lounging on a beach doing nothing but drinking a pina colada.

I have great posture for being so tall, and am extremely outgoing.

I like popular fiction books, but have recently been reading self help books like How to Win Friends and Influence People, Mindset, and am now onto the Steve Jobs biography.

If the movie isn't a psychological thriller or action/adventure, I will fall asleep. Guaranteed. I suppose that's why I don't see movies in theaters unless it got rave reviews - Who wants to pay for $13 for a nap??

I love music that can get me to go to the gym, and anything with a great beat.

I dabbled in veganism/vegetarianism for a while, but I've decided I like meat too much to ever do that again.

1. My flip flops.
2. Wikipedia.
3. A watch.
4. The internet (and Spotify!)
5. Great friends.
6. Seafood

*Disclaimer: I could totally live without these things, but they are quite handy.

Psychology. How to alter situations in my favor so both parties are happy. Also, how smart could one person could get if they never wasted any time on social media sites and were constantly learning/absorbing new information.

Going to clubs, going to bars, going to movies, staying in watching movies, having junk food night with the family, reading a book...The spectrum is huge.

I used to play Warcraft...

Come on people who say, "Message me and find out ;)", you're driving me bananas. It says most private thing you're WILLING TO ADMIT! If you rape and kill women (or men if that's your thing) but you don't want anyone to find out, then don't say that! If a diet mountain dew addiction is all you're willing to admit, then only say that!

You're older than me (I'm no cradle robber), you are athletic (I'm picky), you have a great sense of humor (instant panty dropper), you're ambitious, and think you can handle a strong, fiery woman.

You should NOT message me if:
-you have one sentence on your profile (or two)
-you don't have a picture (you could be a girl)
-all you say is "wanna hook up?" (the answer will be a prompt "fuck no")
-all you want is to hook up (the answer is still "fuck no." I'm not looking for FWB/FB)
-you're not taller than me (I like to wear heels, and I don't enjoy towering over my man)
-you can't think of something clever to say (I can only respond to so many "you're so beautiful"s)
-if u spel lyk thiz. if it tks m3 a l0ng tym 2 f!gur 0ut wut ur sayin, i'm nt rsp0ndin. Fo realz. (It took me a solid 5 minutes to figure out how to convert that sentence to IM speak. How inefficient.)