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b5jeff

32 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***Back in NYC 11/18/14***

Onetime professional geek, New Yorker for life, using this thing. Liberal, atheist, meat eater; unapologetic Red Sox fan in love with New York all my life. Looking for the question to the answer (major points for catching the references).

I've had great success here and Tinder finding casual relationships, and I no doubt would like to continue that trend, but it wouldn't be all that bad to find a reason not to use these.

Hey, look, no selfies.

Not a millionaire. 420 <*>
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fuck if I know.

Professionally, I've been in business management for, like, 14 years. I'm currently an account manager and deliveriste for a cargo bike delivery company in Manhattan. I also write about comics and graphic novels freelance.

Personally, I've hit the Big Red Reset Button on my life - like full-on Time Lord Regeneration - three times, most recently at the end of 2012. The past year or so has been a bizarre roller coaster and I haven't the foggiest idea in which direction my life is headed.

Which is pretty damned exhilarating.

Update 11/14: Just spent 6 weeks on a marijuana farm, deep in the woods and mountains of the Pacific Northwest, completely cut off from the world. I'm still processing the whole experience but I can confidently say it was life changing. Weed, FTW.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking about my passions. Peddling a cargo bike. Not cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually the mohawk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For skimmers: I really, really like Cheez-Its. And coffee. And Conan O'Brien. And curry. And canibus. And comics.

Hey! You! Let's get freaky at a rave or maybe mark out at an indie wrestling show.

Lists:

I have impeccable taste in comics. Ware, Lee, Kirby, Huizenga, Fraction, McNeill, Moore, Los Bros, DeForge, Brubaker, Phillips, Ellis, Ennis, Urusawa, Tatsumi, Tezuka, Hickman, McKay, Ditko, Vaughan, Kindt, Aaron, Monroe, Moebius, Shiga, JRjr, JMS, about a hundred more I'm forgetting. Prose... Asimov, Clarke, Chabon, Morris, Tolkien, Bradburry, Adams, more.

Movies. Blah blah blah Hey, did you like Upstream Color as much as I did? There's like telepathic pigs and stuff.

Music. Here is a random list that I plucked out of the bowels of itunes: Abba, Antlers, Arcade Fire, Beasties, Beyonce, Black Keys, Cat Power, Chris Franke, Dennis Cahlo and the Change, Doom, Eminem, Ennio Morricone, Fleet Foxes, Florence ATM, Ghostface, Interpol, Johnny Cash, Ladytron, Langhorne Slim, Low, Lupe Fiasco, Lykke Li, M83, MIA, Metric, Modest Mouse, Mos Def, Neko Case, Nick Cave, Pink Floyd, Portishead, TV on the Radiohead, Queen, Robert Johnson, Santigold, Sigur Ros, The Sounds, Yeah Yeah Yeahs. And I heart Vi Hart.

Random Good Television: Babylon 5, The Wire, Adventure Time, Deadliest Catch, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Louie, South Park, Frontline, Nova, Black Mirror, Dr. Who, Attack on Titan, True Detective, etc and whatnot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People tend to go overboard on these profiles, far too often tl;dr. (See also, Favorites, above.) I'd be happy to talk about myself (and you) extensively in Real Life, like over drinks and/or food and stuff.

Oh, I can never go without New York City. All else is secondary.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Adventure Time. Comics. Science. History.

And the Fermi Paradox. That one bothers me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a collection of atoms and energy that somehow make a human being.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was going to mention that time in the mental hospital, but I think I'll just note that I'm an excellent shoplifter.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you'd like to. Or you'd like to get some tattoos. Or meet up for anything in real life. Real life is pretty awesome.

I'm open to something casual. I'd love to be surprised by something more.

Also, New Yorkers only. (Long Island, New Jersey, Staten Island and anything north of the end of the 2 train are NOT NYC.)

I believe (perhaps too much?) in the OKC Match percentage. Low match percentage need not apply.

Also, If you have tattoos or brightly colored hair or you are kindof weird or geeky, then you jump to the front of the line. Especially if you are geeky.

Be my Flame Princess. Or my Princess Bubblegum if you are a little evil.