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  • Ages 18-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Yesterday – 6:32am
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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Onetime professional geek, non native New Yorker for life who somehow ended up in Williamsburg. Liberal, atheist, meat eater; unapologetic Red Sox fan in love with New York all my life. Looking for the question to the answer (major points for catching the references).

Hey, look, no selfies.

Not a millionaire. 420 <*>
What I’m doing with my life
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Fuck if I know.

Professionally, I've been in business management for, like, 15 years. I currently manage a cargo bike delivery company in Manhattan. I also write about comics and graphic novels freelance.

Personally, I've hit the Big Red Reset Button on my life - like full-on Time Lord Regeneration - three times, most recently at the end of 2012. The past year or so has been a bizarre roller coaster and I haven't the foggiest idea in which direction my life is headed.

Which is pretty damned exhilarating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking about my passions. Peddling a cargo bike. Not cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually the mohawk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For skimmers: I really, really like Cheez-Its. And coffee. And Conan O'Brien. And curry. And canibus. And comics.

Hey! You! Let's get freaky at a rave or maybe mark out at an indie wrestling show.


I have impeccable taste in comics. Ware, Lee, Kirby, Huizenga, Fraction, McNeill, Moore, Los Bros, DeForge, Brubaker, Phillips, Ellis, Ennis, Urusawa, Tatsumi, Tezuka, Hickman, McKay, Ditko, Vaughan, Kindt, Aaron, Monroe, Moebius, Shiga, JRjr, JMS, about a hundred more I'm forgetting. Prose... Asimov, Clarke, Chabon, Morris, Tolkien, Bradburry, Adams, more.

Movies. I don't get out to movees as much as I used to, though I saw Mad Max thrice in theaters. Blah blah blah Hey, did you like Upstream Color as much as I did? There's like telepathic pigs and stuff.

Music. Here is a random list that I plucked out of the bowels of itunes: Abba, Antlers, Arcade Fire, Beasties, Beyonce, Black Keys, Cat Power, Chris Franke, Dennis Cahlo and the Change, Doom, Eminem, Ennio Morricone, Fleet Foxes, Florence ATM, Ghostface, Interpol, Johnny Cash, Ladytron, Langhorne Slim, Low, Lupe Fiasco, Lykke Li, M83, MIA, Metric, Modest Mouse, Mos Def, Neko Case, Nick Cave, Pink Floyd, Portishead, TV on the Radiohead, Queen, Robert Johnson, Santigold, Sigur Ros, The Sounds, Yeah Yeah Yeahs. And I heart Vi Hart.

Random Good Television: Babylon 5, The Wire, Adventure Time, Deadliest Catch, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Louie, South Park, Frontline, Nova, Black Mirror, Dr. Who, Attack on Titan, Mr. Robot, Steven Universe, Broad City, Rick and Morty, Sense8 and etc and whatnot.

The Brooklyn Botanical Garden slash Brooklyn Museum slash Brooklyn Central Library slash Grand Army Plaza slash Prospect Park area is my favorite place in the Universe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Geekery, my dogs, family and friends are the safe and true answer, but, I can honestly never go without New York City. All else is secondary.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Adventure Time. Graphic novels. Science. History.

And the Fermi Paradox. That one bothers me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a collection of atoms and energy that somehow make a human being.

And looking for my D20 and some 420.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Children are actual, literal parasites.
You should message me if
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you'd like to. Or you'd like to get some tattoos. Or meet up for anything in real life. Real life is pretty awesome.

I'd love to hang out with some cool stoner nerds in any context. Double win if it turns into sexytimes.

I'm open to something casual. I'd love to be surprised by something more.

GGG. 420 friendly a plus :) Also, If you have tattoos or brightly colored hair or you are kindof weird or geeky. Especially if you are geeky.

IG/Twitter @B5Jeff