Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a single father. If that is a deal breaker for you then we
probably wouldn't click anyway.I've been a performance artist for
almost twenty years, and am still trying to figure out how to pay
my bills. I like to have fun. I am straight but not straight as an
arrow. I think I am a pretty attractive guy, but I am large. Not
fat, just a big man. I like all types of women as long as you are
not unhealthy. That means a few extra pounds or curvey can be fine
but fat and overweight need not apply. Tall girls are nice but not
necessary. I like to tell jokes and make people laugh. One day I
hope to make money with my haunted house I have been running for 5
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently still healing from a shattered heel. I'm doing
pretty good though and can walk around just fine. Also, I am
working on props for my haunted house, performing with Whiskey
Breath Burlesque when I can, enjoying my new warehouse, playing
Dungeons and Dragons, reading books about chaos magic, deciding if
I should go back to school or get a teaching certification, gearing
up for a flea circus act that has been under construction for far
too long, and, all in all, not getting nearly enough hanky panky.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good at making people laugh. I have been told that I
have quite a knack for conflict resolution. I am excellent at
spending way too much time watching movies and doing dumb shit on
my computer. I am a good father. I'm a decent cook and an avid game
player. Not video games so much. I'm more into actual human contact
so D&D, board games, drinking games- these are more my style
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- I am an avid reader, and my taste is quite eclectic. I enjoy
classics like Moby Dick, anything by Poe, Faulkner, Hemingway,
Frankenstein, and more. I also love Cormac Mccarthy, Chuck
Palahniuk, Stephen King, Frank Herbert, -these are just a few of my
faves. Love non-fiction as well. Robert Anton Wilson has been a
long time guru for me. Books about chaos magic, psychology, tantra,
and really just about anything that challenges my belief systems. I
love sci-fi as well. Also poetry. I don't have much experience with
contemporary poetry but would like to. e.e. cummings and uncle walt
are two of my faves. I used to do slam poetry, and I won 16th place
at the nationals in Austin 1997(or 98?). I write short stories
these days and performance pieces and scripts for my haunted
Movies and Shows-I spend way to much time on movies and shows. I
don't have cable so it mostly stuff I can find online. My son and I
go to the cheap theater almost every week. Again my taste are
varied- I love horror movies from the 50's and 60's, exploitation,
art films, modern blockbusters, kid movies, documentaries(this one
should be further up the list), and just about anything but sappy
romances, although I like a few of those too. As for tv- the Wire,
Spartacus, Fringe, Americas got Talent, Dexter, Breaking Bad, and
Sons of Anarchy.
Music- I like almost anything. Love going to shows especially local
musicians. I love karaoke.
Food- Japanese, Korean, Thai, Italian, Mexican-actually I like just
about all food. I try and feed my son healthy food but sometimes he
gets mac and cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My son
2. Readn', Ritn' (and even Rithmatic)
3. Sex and intimacy
4. Performing (singing, clowning, slamming, etal.)
5. My friends
6. Lists of 5 things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Creative endeavors and how to make money with them, chaos magic,
sex, the zombie apocalypse, my haunted house, and the well being of
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Often at home. My son is either there with me already, or will be
showing up at 6:30 Saturday morning! I know I have mentioned my son
in practically every part of this profile. He is a huge part of my
life, but I DO have time for you. I try and have friends over at my
place Friday or Saturday for games or movies, and my son sleeps
like a rock, so there are plenty of options for hanging out. I just
rarely go out on weekends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, this seems like the go to answer on this site, but it's the
one that makes the most sense: I'll tell you anything you want to
know if you ask, and if we hit it off i'll feel free to volunteer
any information that may be important to our continued success.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've decided to change this section, to soften it up a bit. I
actually fully stand behind how it was worded and so feel a bit
dishonest for changing it, but there will be no lies in the
rewording. In fact, I think i'll keep the old and just explain it a
bit as I go: Don't be hung up on things getting serious(But don't
take this to mean i'm a player, or just looking for sex). I want
love like everybody else, and I am perfectly willing to let things
evolve in a natural way, but I am also likely to pull away if
expectations start running to high( I've met a few girls recently
that were so fixated on finding the ltr of their dreams that it
effected getting to know each other). I am not afraid of
commitment, but I sometimes question its importance( when is it
expected, when is it proper. I'm not trying to get in a polyamorous
situation necessarily, but I am looking around and trying to meet
as many people as possible, until I find that perfect situation).I
have shoulders to cry on, though one can never have too many. If
none of this turns you off, if you consider yourself attractive,
and if your nipples get hard when you think about clowns and/ or
zombies, then drop me a line.
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