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b_r_e_t_t_

41 M Tucson, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Apr 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am a single father. If that is a deal breaker for you then we probably wouldn't click anyway.I've been a performance artist for almost twenty years, and am still trying to figure out how to pay my bills. I like to have fun. I am straight but not straight as an arrow. I think I am a pretty attractive guy, but I am large. Not fat, just a big man. I like all types of women as long as you are not unhealthy. That means a few extra pounds or curvey can be fine but fat and overweight need not apply. Tall girls are nice but not necessary. I like to tell jokes and make people laugh. One day I hope to make money with my haunted house I have been running for 5 years.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently still healing from a shattered heel. I'm doing pretty good though and can walk around just fine. Also, I am working on props for my haunted house, performing with Whiskey Breath Burlesque when I can, enjoying my new warehouse, playing Dungeons and Dragons, reading books about chaos magic, deciding if I should go back to school or get a teaching certification, gearing up for a flea circus act that has been under construction for far too long, and, all in all, not getting nearly enough hanky panky.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good at making people laugh. I have been told that I have quite a knack for conflict resolution. I am excellent at spending way too much time watching movies and doing dumb shit on my computer. I am a good father. I'm a decent cook and an avid game player. Not video games so much. I'm more into actual human contact so D&D, board games, drinking games- these are more my style
The first things people usually notice about me
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My loud voice and laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- I am an avid reader, and my taste is quite eclectic. I enjoy classics like Moby Dick, anything by Poe, Faulkner, Hemingway, Frankenstein, and more. I also love Cormac Mccarthy, Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, Frank Herbert, -these are just a few of my faves. Love non-fiction as well. Robert Anton Wilson has been a long time guru for me. Books about chaos magic, psychology, tantra, and really just about anything that challenges my belief systems. I love sci-fi as well. Also poetry. I don't have much experience with contemporary poetry but would like to. e.e. cummings and uncle walt are two of my faves. I used to do slam poetry, and I won 16th place at the nationals in Austin 1997(or 98?). I write short stories these days and performance pieces and scripts for my haunted house.

Movies and Shows-I spend way to much time on movies and shows. I don't have cable so it mostly stuff I can find online. My son and I go to the cheap theater almost every week. Again my taste are varied- I love horror movies from the 50's and 60's, exploitation, art films, modern blockbusters, kid movies, documentaries(this one should be further up the list), and just about anything but sappy romances, although I like a few of those too. As for tv- the Wire, Spartacus, Fringe, Americas got Talent, Dexter, Breaking Bad, and Sons of Anarchy.

Music- I like almost anything. Love going to shows especially local musicians. I love karaoke.

Food- Japanese, Korean, Thai, Italian, Mexican-actually I like just about all food. I try and feed my son healthy food but sometimes he gets mac and cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My son
2. Readn', Ritn' (and even Rithmatic)
3. Sex and intimacy
4. Performing (singing, clowning, slamming, etal.)
5. My friends
6. Lists of 5 things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Creative endeavors and how to make money with them, chaos magic, sex, the zombie apocalypse, my haunted house, and the well being of my son.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Often at home. My son is either there with me already, or will be showing up at 6:30 Saturday morning! I know I have mentioned my son in practically every part of this profile. He is a huge part of my life, but I DO have time for you. I try and have friends over at my place Friday or Saturday for games or movies, and my son sleeps like a rock, so there are plenty of options for hanging out. I just rarely go out on weekends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well, this seems like the go to answer on this site, but it's the one that makes the most sense: I'll tell you anything you want to know if you ask, and if we hit it off i'll feel free to volunteer any information that may be important to our continued success.
You should message me if
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I've decided to change this section, to soften it up a bit. I actually fully stand behind how it was worded and so feel a bit dishonest for changing it, but there will be no lies in the rewording. In fact, I think i'll keep the old and just explain it a bit as I go: Don't be hung up on things getting serious(But don't take this to mean i'm a player, or just looking for sex). I want love like everybody else, and I am perfectly willing to let things evolve in a natural way, but I am also likely to pull away if expectations start running to high( I've met a few girls recently that were so fixated on finding the ltr of their dreams that it effected getting to know each other). I am not afraid of commitment, but I sometimes question its importance( when is it expected, when is it proper. I'm not trying to get in a polyamorous situation necessarily, but I am looking around and trying to meet as many people as possible, until I find that perfect situation).I have shoulders to cry on, though one can never have too many. If none of this turns you off, if you consider yourself attractive, and if your nipples get hard when you think about clowns and/ or zombies, then drop me a line.