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b_to_the_g

38 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 30–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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What I’m doing with my life
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overseeing the production of baked goods, coming up with creative solutions for modern problems, cracking wise
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking, baking, sculpting, drinking, fixing things, creating things, quoting underrated, strange, and amazing movies
The first things people usually notice about me
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eyeballs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Hobbit, VALIS, Dr. Bloodmoney, American Psycho, Less than Zero, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Clockwork Orange, Me Talk Pretty One Day, yes I read a lot of books that were turned into movies y que?

MOVIES: Gummo, Master of the Flying Guillotine, Donnie Darko, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Happiness, Anchorman, Big Lebowski, Naked Lunch, Buckaroo Banzai, Robocop, The Peter Weller triple feature, Down By Law, Fight Club, Evil Dead trilogy, Office Space, Repo Man, Pink Flamingos, the Road Warrior, Goonies, Warriors, Bad Lieutenant, Blade Runner, Sexy Beast, Drive, Wet Hot American Summer

MUSIC: Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, Esquivel, Iggy Pop, Bowie, Dr. Octagon, Rev Horton Heat, the Misfits, the Cramps, Joy Division, Devotchka, Ween,Beirut, M.I.A., Chromeo, Radiohead, the Pixies, Talking Heads, Beastie Boys, the Kills, Jon Spencer, Los Super Elegantes, Joy Division, Nick Cave

TV: Breaking Bad, Workaholics, Its Always Sunny, Adventure Time, Louie, The Wire, Game of Thrones, True Blood, The Walking Dead, Luther, Lost.

FOOD: sushi, brisket, parsnip puree, kale, quinoa, pulled pork, foie gras, burrata, new american cuisine
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
delicious food
the interwebs
friends/family
my car
movies/music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make things better that are already pretty damn good. But its not because I'm obsessive, its kinda my job.
Why asian girls are so obsessed with world peace.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
returning videotapes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got alzheimers so let's make this quick
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a lady, well female will do. Cuz I'm a man, a man who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn!

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