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31 Gainesville, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 5
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Has dogs
English, Italian (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not convinced you all read this...Here it goes anyways..

I spent time last summer documenting the mating habits of great white sharks off the coast of Belize, I used the proceeds from the documentary (which was voiced by Morgan Freeman, I know right!??) To help blind Peruvian monkeys learn sign language.

Two summers ago I was working with babies that were victims of identity theft, I helped rehabilitate them so that they could go on to live normal lives.

Gee what else....Last fall I was working in a lab in Chile' I was researching ways to help reduce Hunger in third world countries and I accidently cured herpes...which should be good news for 75% of the populist here since I have been on 4 dates and 3/4 told me within moments of ordering coffee they were infected, I think the 4th date may have been waiting for a second or third encounter to break the news.

When I am not curing infectious disease and helping babies I am just a normal guy living the dream and keeping it classy.

Anyways- give me a jingle sometime.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am an IT Professional, working hard now so I won't have to later.
I’m really good at
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Cooking and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am usually really upbeat and happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Napoleon Dynamite, Workaholics, Robot chicken, Step brothers. Trainspotting
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sarcasm & Smart-Assery
Fast cars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ask me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying at home eating all the chips.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I liked zombies before they were cool.
You should message me if
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I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack