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baadflgoat

31 Gainesville, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
May 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not convinced you all read this...Here it goes anyways..

I spent time last summer documenting the mating habits of great white sharks off the coast of Belize, I used the proceeds from the documentary (which was voiced by Morgan Freeman, I know right!??) To help blind Peruvian monkeys learn sign language.

Two summers ago I was working with babies that were victims of identity theft, I helped rehabilitate them so that they could go on to live normal lives.

Gee what else....Last fall I was working in a lab in Chile' I was researching ways to help reduce Hunger in third world countries and I accidently cured herpes...which should be good news for 75% of the populist here since I have been on 4 dates and 3/4 told me within moments of ordering coffee they were infected, I think the 4th date may have been waiting for a second or third encounter to break the news.

When I am not curing infectious disease and helping babies I am just a normal guy living the dream and keeping it classy.

Anyways- give me a jingle sometime.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an IT Professional, working hard now so I won't have to later.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am usually really upbeat and happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Napoleon Dynamite, Workaholics, Robot chicken, Step brothers. Trainspotting
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sarcasm & Smart-Assery
smartphone
Fast cars
Friends
<3
guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ask me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying at home eating all the chips.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I liked zombies before they were cool.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack