Hmm...what can I say about little ole me! Brown hair and blue eyes. Laid back and easy to get along with. I have a couple of kids a son who is 12 and a daughter who is 10. They are demons but I love them anyhow. I'm not the typical barbie doll type of chick. I cuss way to much, get off on dirty jokes, and play a mean game of poker. So just a warning if you challenge me to a game of strip poker be smart and wear layers. I think soldiers are the greatest thing going...just can't resist those uniforms...so I guess that means I have a little bit of a military fetish. No offense to the other branches but you all know ARMY rules :)

I'm probably the chick that will fuck up all your assumptions about women. I don't need you to open my jars. I'll beat them off a counter first. I don't need you to kill bugs for me. They don't bother me much. I don't need you to hold my hand. I'm not scared of the dark. If you can't deal with a woman who doesn't NEED you then I'm probably not your type. I think that clingy whiny ass women that feel the need to call a man 100 times a day are a disgrace to all the other women out there. Go shoot yourself you're bringing the rest of us down. I think I'm one of those people in life that you're either going to love or you're going to hate. Either way rest assured I'm not going to lose any sleep over it. On that note I bite. I say a lot that I tend not to bite too hard. It's a lie. Let me get half a chance and I'm going to bite you. If you yelp I'll probably find it funny and giggle. It might be a personality flaw but its ok I don't mind. If you can cope with the things I have to say then feel free to drop me a line and I promise not to bite too hard (see there's that lie!). I think variety is the spice of life. People are like cars...after a while the new smell starts to wear off.

My biggest pet peeve is being told "you look great for having two kids". To me that is an almost compliment. How about telling me I look great period. Having two kids has absolutely no effect on how I should look. Women that hide behind the fact that they have kids are simply looking for an excuse to explain why they gained a bunch of weight they refused to drop. Honestly it really doesn't take a miracle and liposuction to be thin after having kids just a little ambition, a few crunches, and a few less stops at the fast food joint.

One final note: I don't care how much of a stud you think you are chances are I don't want to cyber with you. Typing while I masterbate really doesn't do much for me. On that note listening to you detail how you would like to fuck me hard till I beg you to stop does even less. I don't want to hear it so take it somewhere else.

Goals are deceptive. The unaimed arrow never misses. I have no idea where this life is heading or where I will wind up but I'm sure by the time I find my destination I'll have some awesome stories to tell! Till then I'm just along for the ride and taking in the scenery

I'm really good at poker...if you don't believe me put your money where your mouth is and be prepared to go home broke

I guess it depends on if I'm coming or going...if I'm coming people notice my eyes and if I'm going they tend to notice my ass.

I love to read. I'll read the back of a cereal box if that's all thats handy. True crime appeals to me and so does just about anything about the tarot or astrology. I don't watch a lot of movies and when I do I'm prone to kick back with some kind of comedy or action flick. I love music and some of my faves are buckcherry, metallica, system of a down, marilyn manson and just about anything else that appeals to my ears at the moment. As far as food well right now I'm pregnant so it seems I can't get enough of PICKLES!!!

Air, sex, food, sleep, humor, poker

I spend a lot of time thinking about the decisions I make and wondering what the hell I was thinking when I made them!

I tend to spend most of my friday nights at the Ft Benning Brew Pub hanging out with friends, playing pool, and shooting down airborne students

You wanna know anything private about me I suggest you step up and ask me yourself I promise not to bite....ok so wow that was a lie I might bite but hey only live once!

I'm pretty much game to talk to anyone if you're bored hit me up!