I'm a newbie to the city from WV (think John Corbett, not Jesco White). I pretty much only know my way to work and back, so I'd love to find someone to show me the sights.

Working, finding new coffee shops, and trying to learn my way around.

Trivia and Jeopardy, getting lost, sleeping through alarms, making salmon patties and talking like Bane. Actually, my Bane impression is horrible, but it cracks me up.

People notice my blond hair and my crazy, loud laugh.

Books-Chuck Palahniuk, Jack Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Klosterman, Mark Danielewski, Colby Buzzell, Ernest Hemingway
Movies-Amelie, Bronson, Hunger, Evil Dead 2, Wings Of Desire, Princess & The Warrior, Bellflower, W.E., The Machinist, Snatch
Music-MGMT, BRMC, Arcade Fire, White Stripes, Black Keys, The National, Ryan Adams, Rhett Miller, Aimee Mann, Neko Case, Old 97's, Mumford & Sons
Television-Luther, Mad Men, Seinfeld, Curb, Walking Dead, Twin Peaks, Doctor Who

Chapstick, coffee, phone, internet/tv, contacts/glasses and a car

I spend way too much time thinking about the holographic paradigm and simulation theory, the model Miss Mosh, what a badass Hemingway was and when I'm going to get another cup of coffee.

I'm usually working. If I'm not working, I might be exploring the city, reading, but, most likely, I'm on Pinterest.

I have Hello Kitty underwear.

If you like to read, have similar interests or if you just want to message. I'm pretty nice, I'll probably respond.