1.) Yea I can't believe i'm on dating website either!
2.) My friend headlocked me til I signed up
3.) I given up on meeting my soulmate when she's totally wasted at the bar
4.) It's not that I can't get a date......I ain't that fugly!!
5.) I'm not looking for the perfect person.....just someone perfect for me!!
6.) I'm sooooo busy at my job, and all the women that work with me are married to men or women lol
7.) I'm a great catch!! I just been swimming in polluted waters lately ;P
8.) If I were you I would date me
9.) Stalker?? ME??!! No way!! I can take a hint ;)
10.) I love doggies and kitties!!
11.) In my spare time I help feed the poor and kiss other people's babies like i'm running for president (which I should HA!)
12.) I don't look at your photos first, I read your profile cause personality is numero uno for me!! ;P
13.) I work out every chance I get cause I wanna be Mr. Olympia (*flexes*)
14.) I'm tired of all the games too, i'm too old for that! We still in high school or something?? Do I look like I belong on the cast of Glee to you???
15.) My ideal match? Well she has to be pretty and laugh at everything I say
16.) I always keeps it real yo!
17.) We could say we met at a David Hasselhoff concert (doh!)
18.) I can make you believe it's butter.
19.) I ordered a BigMac at Burger King and got one.
20.) I can challenge anyone to a sword fight, without a sword.
21.) My father's brother's nephew's cousin's ex-roommate met their soulmate on here so I can too!
22.) Hope to hear from you soon....please....pretty please?? For the love of GOD just write me back damnit!!
DO NOT EMAIL ME BACK IF:
1.) If you hate men & think we all suck ;P
2.) If you think every messege you get on here is copy & paste
3.) If you got baby daddy drama
4.) If you have no intention of getting to know me & meeting sometime this decade
5.) If your walls are so high you put the Great Wall of China to shame
6.) If all you do is party and are not open to trying new things
7.) Paris Hilton is your idol
8.) If you think your ***t dont stink
9.) If you wear so much makeup you look like Ronald mcdonald's retarded little cousin
It doesn't take alot to make me happy as long as I have good company, i'll try anything once, twice if I likey :) I like staying at home just as much as I like going out.