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backspacer04

29 M Columbus, OH

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Last Online
Today – 2:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
They say a first impression often goes well by making the other person laugh so:

I was on a business trip in Vegas and decided to check out The Palms. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how the machines operated. "Excuse me." I said to a casino employee. "How does this work?" The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle. "And where does the money come out?" I asked. She smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying, "Usually at the ATM."

Random as hell...
What I’m doing with my life
-Trying to discover the joys of home ownership (none yet found)
-Curing my Crackberry syndrome
-Telling good jokes/Writing bad jokes for Leno
-Coming to realize HDTV will make getting up pointless
-Treadmilling (Adv; def: engaging in an addiction to a Treadmill. Also see: "Why?")
I’m really good at
Pointing out the humor in life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I enjoy being social like Hugh Hefner, minus the Bunnies and Smoking Jacket.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why we drive on parkways and why we park on driveways
On a typical Friday night I am
Frequenting the Arena District
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating