Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
They say a first impression often goes well by making the other
person laugh so:
I was on a business trip in Vegas and decided to check out The
Palms. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how the
machines operated. "Excuse me." I said to a casino employee. "How
does this work?" The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the
spin button, and operate the release handle. "And where does the
money come out?" I asked. She smiled and motioned to a far wall
before saying, "Usually at the ATM."
Random as hell...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Trying to discover the joys of home ownership (none yet
-Curing my Crackberry syndrome
-Telling good jokes/Writing bad jokes for Leno
-Coming to realize HDTV will make getting up pointless
-Treadmilling (Adv; def: engaging in an addiction to a Treadmill.
Also see: "Why?")
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pointing out the humor in life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy being social like Hugh Hefner, minus the Bunnies and
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we drive on parkways and why we park on driveways
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Frequenting the Arena District
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.