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baconandpancakes

37 M Garnet Valley, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
About me:
I'm genuinely a nice guy . I always say please and thank you. I'm not a great speeler, I can baffle even the best spellcheckers! Don't let my lack of education or culture be a deal breaker, I am very intelligent and am always learning something new and open to new experiences, just not in a class room. I am very mechanical. I can make anything from a small painting to a house to the tools used to make a house. I enjoy lead climbing (top roping and gyms too), hiking and camping, mountain biking, not going to the beach, tag sales, driving fast or a calm drive thru the county,

What I am or not looking for:

If you have kids it is not really a deal breaker, I just don't want to be a substitute dad, I had a couple growing up. On that note, I'm not looking just to hook up or for a one night stand, not that I am against it, I feel there is more to it than just sex. I am color blind when it comes to skin tone, as long as you respect yourself, are reasonably healthy and disease free we have a good starting point.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently employed with a company out of west Chester installing and refinishing hardwood floors 40+ hrs. Yes, my knees are starting to bother me.
I’m really good at
Breaking things

Fixing broken things

saying random, obscure, sometimes inappropriate comments

Listening, or at least commenting at appropriate times with something relevant.

Navigating by the stars
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm looking at the top of their head?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read and watch shows/movies that generally fall in the scifi category. Falling Sky's, defiance and The Walking Dead are the only shows that I watch regularly. The books on my shelf are mostly knowledge based -knowledge is power- "How to run a lathe", "Basic Metal casting", "C++ for dumbies" to name a few.
The six things I could never do without
a good women, coffee, my lathe, a good knife.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fuck! I just turned 37 and I'm still looking for Mrs Right! I want a storm trooper suit. The male birth control pill. How to build my current project, females, time travel, the fairer sex, what to say before I say it, the task at hand, planning for a potential apocalyptic event, did I mention women? Flying cars, did I remember to put deodorant on? If I painted my feet safety orange, would I trip over them less? WHO'S THE FREAKING MORON THAT DESIGNED ______ (insert poorly designed, cheaply constructed, flimsy item that I either just broke or injured my self with here). I do think about women a lot, not just the obvious thoughts, I think about the softness and cuddlableity, how a former partner's hair smells. I think how I can make anything, from a small painting to a house to the tools used to make a house, but I will never be able to create anything as lovely as a Women.

Are aliens really our gods? If so why did they suddenly leave? Will they return? Inquiring minds want to know.

Should I change my profile name to conversationkiller?
On a typical Friday night I am
At home pulling splinters out of my hands from the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Mismatched socks make my feet feel funny.
And I didn't really go to collage. Military service was not an option. I have a 4 year degree from USMC.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to, you are not easily offended, you know the difference between a cover and a hat, your hygiene practices are considered acceptable by American standards, your plans for a hypothetical apocalypse DO NOT include "sheltering in place", you are disease free. If you want to use me for sex. If you would like to discuss the following question: Do you suspect/believe/are worried that OKCupid is collecting data to build a world wide profile database by asking seemingly random and benign questions? Just FYI, first contact involving my screen name doesn't go anywhere and just leave me scratching my head as to why the conversation died as soon as I change the topic. Props for the few creative ones.
If you own a home or property and are in need of a full service handyman. Or want to refer me to one of your friends. Mention this profile and you can receive a discount.

You find the following joke funny:
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?
You walk him and pitch to the rino.