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35 M Wesley Chapel, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:46pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Tony Stark without all the brains, good looks, money, talent, and charisma.

I'm a fun, silly, witty, sweet, brilliant, gentlemanly, pseudo-intellectual, earthy, foul-mouthed, loving poly swinger Dom.

Seeking the same. Is that enough?

Oh, all right. I’m a routine nerdly individual. Comics, movies, comedy, etc. Not a huge gamer, but I do love my 3DS. I have a young dog named Bobo who is either playing or sleeping - no middle ground.

My philosophy is that life is for living. Whether you're cleaning the house, partying, watching a flick, or writing the Great American Novel, as long as you're participating and don't feel like you're wasting your time, you're doing the right thing. My girlfriend* and I have come up with a phrase: "Death is coming. Act accordingly." (*Yes, I have a girl I'm currently dating. I did say I was poly, you silly goose.)

I’m seeking a partner in crime. Best buddies first, naked partners second. I have a pretty open mind, and would love a woman with a similar outlook with whom I could share some adventures.

You may find someone with a similar profile name on FetLife. Just sayin’.

"Every step you make in the direction of peace, every smile that you produce, and every loving look that you have inspires and helps the people around you to have faith in the future." - Thich Nhat Hanh

"Laughter is a force for democracy." - John Cleese

P. S. The following is a direct cut-and-paste from a profile on this website. I choose to share it here because I am endlessly entertained by it:

"***WOW I really didnt wanna have to say this but DO NOT message me if u dont know proper grammer n spelling. Seriously guys its not that hard to write a sentance.***"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning chirren to talk good American, raising my dog, doing stand up comedy, doing my podcast (, and not writing nearly as many stories and scripts as I should be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
See above. Oh, and naughty stuff, too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm funny, interesting, incredibly beautiful, and not the least bit ironic or sarcastic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
insulin, family, thought, friends, fiction, music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comic books. It's kind of sad, really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Scrounging for a stage upon which I will vomit my neuroses all over strangers, recording for my podcast, or hanging out with pals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a true gentile.
You should message me if
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