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bad_horse_joke

26 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
New York via Germany via Nashville, idiot
What I’m doing with my life
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Doin' or dyin'!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
hand gestures
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You're like the early seasons of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, where your life's a mess and it's not really apparent yet that they're completely terrible people"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Thomas Pynchon, Lydia Davis, Roberto Bolaño, Ancient scrolls
MUSIC: Bruce Springsteen, The Mountain Goats, The Wave Pictures, The Ancient Scrolls
MOVIES: Dudes who don't shower shooting each other in the desert
TV: Shows where it's funny and then it gets sad really suddenly and catches you off guard. Always works!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx4u9RQ6Hh4
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My six forbidden karate moves, which my master whispered to me on his deathbed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Karate
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing moves
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My master's death was not an accident and I will bring his real killer to justice.
You should message me if
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You need justice in your life. Here it comes!