Oh, I don't know, here we go:
My politics are radically left-leaning. And feminist. Not that nice socially acceptable type of feminism where all we care about is privileged white cis women getting through glass ceilings. It's complex, and you'll hear about it. If I like you enough.
I'm pretty easy to entertain, I like cracking jokes and shooting the shit over drinks.
If you want to be a little more ambitious we can go for a walk by the river or crank out a batch of homebrew, or cook some killer food or get going on some artsy craftsy stuff. I need more of that. Or fix our bikes. God how I need to work on my janky lil' bike.
If I send a response that says "Did you fall on your keyboard?" I'm just being an ass. I'll sober up in the morning.
Also. I'm not drunk all of the time, but odds are I'm drunk if I'm on this damn website.
I'm full of stories. I've seen tornadoes, I've hitchhiked, I've been homeless, I've lived off the land, I've lived on dumpstered food. Right now I'm pretty damn comfortable.