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badatmathasian
30 / F / straight / Single
Long Beach, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Asian
- Height
- 5' 3" (1.60m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- Sometimes
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on two-year college
- Job
- Student
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Vietnamese (Okay), French (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am ill-tempered, ill-mannered, and ill-bred.
My Self-Summary
love is a bastard
much like how man is the bastard.
what else is love?
it is also a battlefield.
beat me in scrabble and i'm yours.
oh wait, i left out the part where you should be ridiculously good looking too.
much like how man is the bastard.
what else is love?
it is also a battlefield.
beat me in scrabble and i'm yours.
oh wait, i left out the part where you should be ridiculously good looking too.
What I’m doing with my life
when this semester ends i will have one month to recuperate before
heading into sophomore year from hell.
i don't know why people find it hard to believe that studying to be a musician is not easy. don't let rock band fool you, kids.
i am studying classical music. i plan on becoming a singing tree in austria. it's a worthy endeavor.
i don't know why people find it hard to believe that studying to be a musician is not easy. don't let rock band fool you, kids.
i am studying classical music. i plan on becoming a singing tree in austria. it's a worthy endeavor.
I’m really good at
Things I am Good At: A Compendium
making to do lists
not checking off things on my to do list
being incredibly honest about how i view myself and others
brushing cats
eating ramen
eating ice cream
eating kim chi jigae
eating bun cha gio thit nuong
eating uni
belittling people
knocking things over
using the internet
pirating music
drinking beer painfully slow
drinking gin and tonic painfully fast
listening to Karp
doing the sailor shuffle
being friends with scampington
corrupting scampington
making to do lists
not checking off things on my to do list
being incredibly honest about how i view myself and others
brushing cats
eating ramen
eating ice cream
eating kim chi jigae
eating bun cha gio thit nuong
eating uni
belittling people
knocking things over
using the internet
pirating music
drinking beer painfully slow
drinking gin and tonic painfully fast
listening to Karp
doing the sailor shuffle
being friends with scampington
corrupting scampington
The first things people usually notice about me
that i talk a lot
that i am self-absorbed
that i think highly of myself
that i am self-absorbed
that i think highly of myself
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
books: i currently am not reading anything leisurely.
movies: old black and white films, old color films, old musicals, Whatever stars my Ideal Man Gene Kelly.
music: all genres from all centuries including gregorian chant. even the 90s new age gregorian chant fusion. okay, not really. but, you win points with me if you're punk.
food: There is too much that I fancy for me to list but there are definitely strong dislikes i can sound out...
FUCK a green bell pepper
FUCK fake cinnamon
FUCK black licorice
television: eatdrink and i are bffs and we watch bad television together.
movies: old black and white films, old color films, old musicals, Whatever stars my Ideal Man Gene Kelly.
music: all genres from all centuries including gregorian chant. even the 90s new age gregorian chant fusion. okay, not really. but, you win points with me if you're punk.
food: There is too much that I fancy for me to list but there are definitely strong dislikes i can sound out...
FUCK a green bell pepper
FUCK fake cinnamon
FUCK black licorice
television: eatdrink and i are bffs and we watch bad television together.
The six things I could never do without
goat cheese
pearls
gaudy rings
gin
texting
metronome (i really just put that in there so that in the off chance any of my pedagogues happen to find my profile, they'd be pleased)
pearls
gaudy rings
gin
texting
metronome (i really just put that in there so that in the off chance any of my pedagogues happen to find my profile, they'd be pleased)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sleeping in a verdant meadow where the sunlight streams through a rustling
canopy
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i'm actually celibate dudes
JOKE'S ON YOU!
or really
on me.
JOKE'S ON YOU!
or really
on me.
You should message me if
I will not tell you to message me if you feel like it.
Instead, I will ask you to answer this questionnaire.
Do you have a soul patch and/or goatee?
Do you have tribal tattoos?
Do you have a large truck?
Are you over the age of 40?
Do you wear loose fitting clothes?
Is your mental capacity comparable to that of a 10-year old?
Do you spike up your hair?
Are you allergic to cats?
Do you hate Disneyland?
Do you have a problem discerning the difference between you're/your, they're/their/there, loose/lose, etc?
Is your music collection mainly comprised of auto-tune jams?
If you have answered "yes" to any of the questions above
you're my dream man.
Instead, I will ask you to answer this questionnaire.
Do you have a soul patch and/or goatee?
Do you have tribal tattoos?
Do you have a large truck?
Are you over the age of 40?
Do you wear loose fitting clothes?
Is your mental capacity comparable to that of a 10-year old?
Do you spike up your hair?
Are you allergic to cats?
Do you hate Disneyland?
Do you have a problem discerning the difference between you're/your, they're/their/there, loose/lose, etc?
Is your music collection mainly comprised of auto-tune jams?
If you have answered "yes" to any of the questions above
you're my dream man.
