If you're going to message me only to comment on my appearance, don't waste your time. I would only like to talk to
people who have similar interests (unless you're going to teach me stuff).
~*~ It's very likely that my location is not set to my true location because I'm looking for friends and get sick of staring at the same 6 people on my homepage every time I get on here ~*~
"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed." - Terri Conley
While I was in France I was told at least once a week that I was a punk but I never figured out why. I'm assuming it's the hair, though.
People in DC think my hairstyle is wild and I think it's hilarious.
After a five year search I have finally gotten my hands on Transmetropolitan and I've loved every minute. The only book I have read and didn't like is Main Street by Sinclair Lewis and now that I have read that I can pretty much read anything.
Movies - Singin' in the Rain, Amelie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Persepolis, Dead Alive, LOTR, History of the World: Part 1, Monty Python, Peter Jackson and Christopher Nolan stuff
Shows - Band of Brothers, Jem, The Simpsons, Futurama, RuPaul's Drag Race, Code Lyoko, Teen Titans, WLIIA, Parks & Rec, True Detective. Lately I've been really into Unité 9 and The X Files, too.
Huge Detroit Red Wings fan.
Have a freebie: I'm not Canadian (insert audible gasps here).
I will be your best friend if you buy me doughnuts, french fries, ice cream or popcorn (it's shameful that I am so easily bought).
You'll write synth bass lines just for me (I'll play them for you on accordion).
If you're the RCMP officer who flirtatiously eye-fucked me in the elevator on 2013/23/05.
Vous parlez français et cela ne vous dérange pas d’écrire avec un anglophone.
You're in the armed forces (or any other sort of uniform wearer) and you are an adventurous eater.
I just looked at three different profiles that said the user is more polite I am, which is hilarious. So if it says I'm less polite than you let's chat so I can figure out why.
You're Alexandre Boulerice or Steve Naghavi.
You want to have sewing parties while making fun of Pierre Poilievre and Tony Clement's suits from a 70's porno set (I am 5000% serious on this one).
You'll striptease to 'Should Be Higher' (or this, http://youtu.be/i3YkHfQM_RM).
You can suggest more foreign musicians for me to listen to.
You have diverse interests, you're not racist/sexist, you COMPLETELY understand that I am only here to make friends and you promise to make no comments on my appearance. Seriously if you're just going to send me a message because I'm hot/cute/whatever, fuck off towards a pile of burning tires.