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21 F Lourdes, France

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:26am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Je quitte la France le 30 avril donc je voudrais connaitre des francais avant le depart. Si vous travaillez dans le militaire ou vous aimez parler avec les anglais, ne hesitez pas me parler!!

If you're going to message me only to comment on my appearance, don't waste your time. I would only like to talk to people who have similar interests (unless you're going to teach me stuff).

If you don't believe in equality for everyone then we probably won't be friends.

I am trying to make friends with similar interests to myself but am struggling to do so in my area.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to be a fierce polyglot while being lazy and crying over music/old men.
I’m really good at
being pathetic and vain, over-thinking things, taking terrible photos, crashing my car in downtown LA, bombing important interrogations. I've tracked down many a man, I've taken many a life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have an undercut and that I really love food, especially french fries and doughnuts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Depeche Mode, Gary Numan, And One, Duran Duran, Hurts, Aubrey Haynie, Tally Hall, Andrew Bird, Recoil, IAMX/Sneaker Pimps, Stromae, NES/8-bit stuff, John Foxx, Smash!!/Vlad Topalov/Sergey Lazarev, Nickel Creek, Del McCoury, Kanye West, Beyoncé (any one who says they don't like her is lying). I listen to pretty much all music though.

The only book I have read and didn't like is Main Street by Sinclair Lewis and now that I have read that I can pretty much read anything.

Movies - Singin' in the Rain, Amelie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Persepolis, Dead Alive, LOTR, History of the World: Part 1, Inglourious Basterds, Monty Python, Peter Jackson and Christopher Nolan stuff (but no I haven't seen any of the Batman movies he did)

Shows - Band of Brothers, Jem, My Mad, Fat Diary, The Simpsons, Futurama, RuPaul's Drag Race, Code Lyoko, WLIIA

Huge Detroit Red Wings fan.
The six things I could never do without
Good food (my stomach has a hard on for most Asian cuisines), Depeche Mode, the internet, doughnuts, popcorn, critical analysis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Depeche Mode, foreign things, social justice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Devotion. Emotion. Depression. Obsession. You can't see me cause I'm wearing black.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love the smell of jet and submarine fuel, as toxic as it is, and licking postage stamps/envelopes.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you're the RCMP officer who flirtatiously eye-fucked me in the elevator on 2013/23/05.

You're in the armed forces (or any other sort of uniform wearer) and you are an adventurous eater.

You're Alexandre Boulerice or Steve Naghavi.

You want to have sewing parties while making fun of Pierre Poilievre and Tony Clement's suits from a 70's porno set (I am 5000% serious on this one).

You'll striptease to 'Should Be Higher' (or this,

You will give me accordion lessons.

You can get me Canadian citizenship (is this a joke or not? You tell me).

We can swap recipes or gardening/composting tips.

You have diverse interests, you're not racist/sexist, you COMPLETELY understand that I am only here to make friends and you promise to make no comments on my appearance. Seriously if you're just going to send me a message because I'm hot/cute/whatever, fuck off towards a pile of burning tires.