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badge1247

22 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
READ THIS CLOSELY! I am only here for FRIENDS. Yes, that's right, you read it correctly, FRIENDS. If you send me messages asking me if I'm 'really' seeing someone or if I want to hook up, you are getting blocked and reported for harassment. I am an adult who makes conscious decisions and I know exactly full well why the fuck I'm on this website, unlike you. So go fuck yourself if you can't understand this. It's not up for debate.

If you're going to message me only to comment on my appearance, don't waste your time. I would only like to talk to
people who have similar interests (unless you're going to teach me stuff).

If you don't believe in equality for everyone then we won't be friends.

~*~ It's very likely that my location is not set to my true location because I'm looking for friends and get sick of staring at the same 6 people on my homepage every time I get on here ~*~

Also:
"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed." - Terri Conley
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be a fierce polyglot while being lazy and crying over music/old men.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being pathetic and vain, over-thinking things, taking terrible photos, crashing my car in downtown LA, bombing important interrogations. I've tracked down many a man, I've taken many a life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an undercut and that I really love food, especially french fries and doughnuts.

While I was in France I was told at least once a week that I was a punk but I never figured out why. I'm assuming it's the hair, though.

People in DC think my hairstyle is wild and I think it's hilarious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Depeche Mode, Gary Numan, And One, Duran Duran, Hurts, Aubrey Haynie, Tally Hall, Andrew Bird, Recoil, IAMX/Sneaker Pimps, Stromae, NES/8-bit stuff, John Foxx, Smash!!/Vlad Topalov/Sergey Lazarev, Nickel Creek, Del McCoury, Kanye West. I listen to pretty much all music though.

After a five year search I have finally gotten my hands on Transmetropolitan and I've loved every minute. The only book I have read and didn't like is Main Street by Sinclair Lewis and now that I have read that I can pretty much read anything.

Movies - Singin' in the Rain, Amelie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Persepolis, Dead Alive, LOTR, History of the World: Part 1, Inglourious Basterds, Monty Python, Peter Jackson and Christopher Nolan stuff

Shows - Band of Brothers, Jem, My Mad, Fat Diary, The Simpsons, Futurama, RuPaul's Drag Race, Code Lyoko, Teen Titans, WLIIA, Arrested Development, Parks & Rec, True Detective.

Huge Detroit Red Wings fan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food (my stomach has a hard on for most Asian cuisines), Depeche Mode, the internet, doughnuts, popcorn, critical analysis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Depeche Mode, foreign things, social justice, 'how bad will the border guard be this time?', if people ever wonder if my account is fake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Devotion. Emotion. Depression. Obsession. You can't see me cause I'm wearing black.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love the smell of jet and submarine fuel, as toxic as it is, and licking postage stamps/envelopes.

Have a freebie: I'm not Canadian (insert audible gasps here).

I will be your best friend if you buy me doughnuts, french fries, ice cream or popcorn (it's shameful that I am so easily bought).
You should message me if
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You know how to make working out fun or if you know of new/oddball sports.

If you're the RCMP officer who flirtatiously eye-fucked me in the elevator on 2013/23/05.

Vous parlez français et cela ne vous dérange pas d’écrire avec un anglophone.

You're in the armed forces (or any other sort of uniform wearer) and you are an adventurous eater.

You're Alexandre Boulerice or Steve Naghavi.

You want to have sewing parties while making fun of Pierre Poilievre and Tony Clement's suits from a 70's porno set (I am 5000% serious on this one).

You'll striptease to 'Should Be Higher' (or this, http://youtu.be/i3YkHfQM_RM).

You can suggest more foreign musicians for me to listen to.

We can swap recipes or gardening/composting tips.

You have diverse interests, you're not racist/sexist, you COMPLETELY understand that I am only here to make friends and you promise to make no comments on my appearance. Seriously if you're just going to send me a message because I'm hot/cute/whatever, fuck off towards a pile of burning tires.