Hmm...I've never been one for the hard sell, so - I'll just show you round.

I'm an exceptionally laid-back 28 year old guy living in south-east london.

I have a dry and often evil sense of humour, nothing is not worth laughing either about or directly at, including myself. I consider myself a nice guy, but I do love to take the piss and wind people up.

I like a drink, I smoke more than is good for me, I love to laugh and I like to relax. I like loud music, and I hate using a razor. Laziness is one pastime, I enjoy the old xbox, but I like being outdoors and I play tennis at weekends. However I'm definitely no fitness freak - far from it.

I like talking about any old rubbish, be it astrophysics or video games, sex or cars, religion or what makes a great mixer for rum. Just not reality TV and celebrity culture, I'm fucking serious.

I can definitely be grumpy and misanthropic and value my 'me time', but I can also be very warm and affectionate. Cuddly even.

I am geeky, and I love gadgets, fixing things and finding out how things work.

I've been in south-east london for the last two years.

Fixing things. Barbequeing. Lazing around - some people just can't do it properly. Growing beards. Making tea. Selecting cheap red wine. Cooking chilli. Listening (honest!). Did I say barbequeing? It bears repeating.

You know, I've never thought to ask. Probably how hairy I am...

Music is very important to me. I'm a rock boy at heart... be it classic, alternative, metal, indie, whatever! Favourite bands include Queens of the Stone Age and Deftones, but arrgh.... there are just far too many to list here. I also enjoy hiphop, breakbeat, D&B and downtempo genres. A pet peeve of mine is someone who says they like 'everything'; I believe if you don't have things that you hate then you aren't passionate enough about the subject.

Ways to get out of doing stuff. How the world around me works. Where the hell my last month's pay went. How to fix things and solve problems. Giving up smoking.

More often than not, chilling out with friends or going to the pub. I enjoy clubs, gigs and raves so long as the music is good, but I don't party every weekend.

So long as the company's good, there's booze to be had and some music I don't care where I am.

Oh, no.... I'm not giving it up THAT easy.