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badjohnroxxorz
35 / M / Straight / Single
Madison, Wisconsin
His Details
- Last Online
- May 20
- Ethnicity
- Native American, White
- Height
- 6′ 3″ (1.91m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Diet
- Mostly anything
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- —
- Education
- —
- Job
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Income
- $70,000–$80,000
- Offspring
- Doesn’t want kids
- Pets
- Has dogs and likes cats
- Speaks
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)
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What I’m doing with my life
I talk to people, both privately and professionally.
I’m really good at
Burning Bridges.
Turning Heads.
Breaking Balls.
Turning Heads.
Breaking Balls.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am generally large. Well over six feet tall and well over two
hundred pounds.
Also I shave my head and make faces a lot.
Also I shave my head and make faces a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books.
I only see commercials during football games.
Brian Jonestown. Stuff you have not heard but should.
I have been eating locally sourced foods almost exclusively lately, and I do not ever want to go back.
I only see commercials during football games.
Brian Jonestown. Stuff you have not heard but should.
I have been eating locally sourced foods almost exclusively lately, and I do not ever want to go back.
The six things I could never do without
Superiority.
Chaos.
Mathematically intense diversions.
Bizarre conversations.
Clever turns of phrase.
A defensible place to sleep.
Chaos.
Mathematically intense diversions.
Bizarre conversations.
Clever turns of phrase.
A defensible place to sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Puppies!
On a typical Friday night I am
Awake at hours that some would think obscene.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I keep getting that fucking one hundredth problem.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 22–42
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You would like to get into archery. I have been thinking about
archery a lot lately. Also BadJohn is incompatible with religions.
If you attempt to use your BadJohn with a religion it will
invalidate your warranty.
