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badjohnroxxorz

36 M Madison, WI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Large, bald weirdo seeks tiny (preferably not bald) weirdo for strange adventures and dubious activities.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I talk to people, both privately and professionally.

Apparently, I can be a bit much.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Burning Bridges.
Turning Heads.
Breaking Balls.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am generally large. Well over six feet tall and well over two hundred pounds.

Also I shave my head and make faces a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books.

I only see commercials during football games.

Brian Jonestown. Stuff you have not heard but should.

I have been eating locally sourced foods almost exclusively lately, and I do not ever want to go back.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Superiority.
Chaos.
Mathematically intense diversions.
Bizarre conversations.
Clever turns of phrase.
A defensible place to sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puppies!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Awake at hours that some would think obscene.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I keep getting that fucking one hundredth problem.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like to get into archery. I have been thinking about archery a lot lately. Also BadJohn is incompatible with religions. If you attempt to use your BadJohn with a religion it will invalidate your warranty.