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badmonkey1979

30 / M / straight / Single

Portland, Oregon

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Kids
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English

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I am unconventional, optomistic-sarcastic, and realist.

My Self-Summary

I feel like I'm an average guy, living an average life, but I tend to do things in an unconventional way. I'm fairly non-judgmental, and even tempered, but I'm definitely a realist. I usually assume people are going to screw things up, and hope that I'll be pleasantly surprised when they don't. I'm sarcastic, but do it with a smile, so usually my friends find my humor amusing rather than irritating.

I started a new job in October, and love the company and the work I'm doing (nerdy engineering stuff, I promise I won't bore you with details unless you ask for it). However, it has made me lapse into a bit of my reclusive habits, so I've been feeling strong urges to socialize with people, but going to bars by myself doesn't sound like fun, maybe that's just an excuse... Maybe I should try interacting with my co-workers more, but the lure of finding people on here to interact with that I have a small mathematical chance of not disliking is very tempting.

What I’m doing with my life

Working, mountain biking, going to the park with my dalmation (Pokey, she's 13), video games, spending too much time on my computer (playing Starcraft, it's old, but still fun).

Searching for new activities now that my life has settled down a bit...

I’m really good at

Listening/counseling/giving advice, friends and acquaintances seem to sense this about me and come to me with their problems constantly (which I'm generally happy to help them through).

Also, fixing things, there's been many times when people have been amazed by my ability to fix pretty much anything. (It's not bragging if it's a fact, right?)

The first things people usually notice about me

The contrast between my friendly smile and my sarcastic sense of humor.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Almost everything that Frank Herbert, or Brian Herbert has written. Aurthur C. Clarke, Stephen King, Poppy Z. Brite, Clifford Simak, Isaac Asimov, ceramics technique books, random economics books, and other random books.

Movies: I'm kinda picky about, I rarely watch a movie twice, and my standards are probably too high, but give me a decent comedy or Sci-Fi and I'm happy.

Music: Tool, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Eagles of Death Metal, Pusifer, A Perfect Circle, Combichrist, All That Remains, Creature Feature, Stolen Babies, Lacuna Coil, Static-X, Deftones, Gravity Kills, Ministry, The Murder City Devils, Linkin Park, She Wants Revenge, Radiohead, Tori Amos, Bjork, PJ Harvey, Vitalic, Black Strobe...

Food is hit and miss, I'll try most stuff, I prefer American, Thai, Lebanese, or Indian, but I'm not too keen on seafood.

The six things I could never do without

friends
my dog
Sci-Fi books
music
video games
cake/brownies

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Finding stuff to do so I'm not bored, the size of the universe, car racing (rally, not Nascar), Giant Mutant-Nuclear-powered robots, my dog, the future, and technology.

On a typical Friday night I am

I seem to spend alot of my Friday nights with friends at a variety of activities. Video games, foosball, or going out are the typical activities. Although since I just bought a rallycross car with a friend that has been occupying my weekends lately.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Just ask me, I don't believe in hiding anything.

You should message me if

- Something caught your eye...
- You have your life relatively together, or you are at least trying to get there.