-If you don't smile in your pics, it means you have a funky grill.
-If all your pictures are selfies, it means you don't have friends/social life.
-Don't try and hide your body behind angles, just own yourself.
-Confidence will serve you better than deception.
-If you're bringing children to the table, you better be awesome.
-If you're not awesome, work on being more awesome.
-If your photos were obviously taken during a photo session for the strip club you work at, I will view them...then I will move on.
-If you're over 45 and messaging me for sex, my favorite watches are Breitlings, and I like South American vacations