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badsammy69

35 / M / straight / Single

Seattle, Washington

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I am male, drunk, and need a smoke.

My Self-Summary

I'm the whitest african english american you will probably ever meet.

When not drinking or smoking, I enjoy hacking the crap outta weeds with very sharp objects. Watching stupid english comedies, the occasional good movies, and playing darts, pool and video games all on my own equipment.

What I’m doing with my life

Drinking, smoking, screwing, working. Pretty much in that same order.

Collecting knives and swords.

I’m really good at

Sarcasm. Oral sex. Regular sex. Unfortunatly work. I've been told I'm a good listener. And best confidant. Because usually, I'm black out drunk, and forget everything everyone tells me.

The first things people usually notice about me

I dress all in black. English accent. Big knives.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Terry Prattchet, good vampire novels, not that new shit like Twilight.

Movies: Porn ( nastier the better)

Music: Goth

Food: Beer. In my mouth.

The six things I could never do without

Booze
Cigs
Sex
Computer
My body
Someone hot

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Booze
Cigs
Sex
Computer
Sex
Booze
Sleep

On a typical Friday night I am

Drunk

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

uncircumsized

You should message me if

your hot and like to party and or drink. And smoke and fuck.