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34 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:22am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Who, me?

I'm not great at describing myself; I'm too close to the subject.

My obsessive need to represent myself accurately leads me to contemplate a rewrite of this profile every time I log on. Should I talk about my charm and wit, or does that sound too self-aggrandizing? Do I list my flaws, or does that make me sound sad ? Am I self-aggrandizing and sad? As far as I can tell, I'm good at keeping the conversation going, quick to say yes to a social opportunity, and a lot less invested in what other people think than I used to be.
What I’m doing with my life
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Figuring out what's next. I've had many opportunities to do many weird and wonderful things with my life, and I try to march through the interesting doors when they open. My endeavors include reviewing the fashions of The Cosby Show (, writing plays, hosting sing-alongs, writing recaps of TV shows, and becoming a pretty damn fabulous drag queen ( As a result, the amount and placement of my body hair is subject to frequent and significant change.

I was a barista for four years, then worked in HR consulting for nine years, then freelanced for a year, dipped my toe into the exciting world of regular service industry employment, and am now back on the freelancing track again. I can't tell if I'm doing great or just, like, pre-homeless.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am one of the fastest walkers you know. I'm funny. I kick ass at Boggle. I am SO GOOD at crying at movies. My stove-top popcorn is top-notch. I will happily make a god damned fool of myself at karaoke. (A karaoke bar might be the only place in the world where "god damned fool" equates to "really good.") My grammar is pretty great. I cut my own hair, but I don't think I can accurately list that skill in this box. Also, while I'm great at napping during the day, I suck at falling asleep at night. So, if we get to the point where we're sleeping in the same bed: super sorry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You look familiar" happens a lot. Probably half the people I meet are convinced that we talked at a party one time or took a class together or something. "You look like Winona Ryder" happens less frequently these days, but is still occasionally mentioned.

You will probably also notice that I am not "masc," if that's one of those things you're into. I act like a man in that I am a male-identified human who takes actions, but my definition of "masculine" isn't as boring as some people's. I have malleable levels of butch and swish depending on the day, and we can all be reasonable about that I think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Beloved by Toni Morrison, Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski, and The Mysteries of Harris Burdick by Chris Van Allsburg. Also, I'm a total teenaged geek for Harry Potter.

MOVIES: Clue, The Wizard of Oz, Year of the Dog, Wet Hot American Summer, Donnie Darko, Chicago, anything by John Waters, all Disney and Pixar movies, Sweet Hearts, The Fall, and especially Girls Will Be Girls.

MUSIC: Scissor Sisters, Cher, The Carpenters, Kylie Minogue, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Dolly Parton, Jill Sobule, Robyn, Aretha Franklin, Whitney Houston, Donna Summer, 2NE1, Gladys Knight and the Pips, Florence + The Machine, and lots more.

TV: I don't watch a lot of TV, but am hopelessly addicted to RuPaul's Drag Race. I'd count Arrested Development, Summer Heights High, and The Comeback as perhaps my favorite shows ever.

FOOD: Pretty much anything vegetarian. I'm often eating. I tend to go for six or seven smaller helpings throughout the day rather than three standard meals. I'm like an anorexic hobbit.

There's no question about theater, but here is as good a place as any to mention that I'm obsessed with Sleep No More.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- a first-world bathroom
- an artistic pursuit
- positive reinforcement
- internet access
- white noise while I'm falling asleep
- coffee

(I used to mention delivery burritos here, but my renewed focus on personal health and fiscal responsibility has changed my priorities significantly. Also, I'm pretty sure I've lived without all of these things at some point, so "never" is kind of strong.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
EVERYTHING. Seriously, brain, shut up already! I'm trying to sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
somewhere laughing. Potentially at something no one else thought was funny. This might mean singing stupid songs at a piano bar, watching bad reality TV at a friend's apartment, or just watching YouTube at home. Sometimes sitting alone in your room is just fine, OK Sally Bowles?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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What do you want to know? I don't have abs; my midsection is all squishy. (I refuse to call myself "skinny-fat" because EUGGHHH.) I play video games sometimes. OK, maybe more than sometimes since discovering Skyrim. I'm a bottom with an occasional versatile streak. I'm tempted to browse people's hard drives if I get left alone with their computers, but I've gotten better at resisting the urge. I lip sync to Whitney Houston when I'm alone in my room. The list goes on.
You should message me if
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I'm sure you've already figured out if you're going to message me. The pictures were probably a large part of that decision; after that, you were just checking the text for obvious red flags. (Don't be ashamed, we've all done it.)