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My self-summary
“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.”


Anyways… here’s some stuff about me:
1) I’m an avid tennis player. I started playing when I was like 7. Took lessons, played in tournaments, etc. I enjoy playing and I'm always up to play with new people.
2) When I was in middle school my teacher passed around a roll of toilet paper and instructed us to take as much toilet paper as we use when we go to the bathroom. For each square we took, we had to write a dream we wished come true. I took about 100 squares and when the teacher came by and asked why I took so much toilet paper I told her, "Because I'm ambitious."
3) I inherited being a Lakers fan. "We want tacos!" is a hilarious end game chant. Which team has one funnier?
4) I once played and recorded all the parts to "Where Is My Mind." You know that song at the end when all the buildings come crashing down in Fight Club? I was told I learned how to play really fast, much to the detriment of my roomie’s e-string. (It's the little one that likes to break all the time.)
5) I think nerdy things like laser tag and go karts are fun. And paintball too. Because you know, who doesn't like shooting people up with little light beams and balls of goo?
6) I took home first place in a baby contest. I still have the trophy for it and everything. If you want to know what it was in you'll have to ask!
7) I cut my own hair. The barbers are going to mess it up anyway so might as well mess it up myself, right? Think of all the money I save for shoes!
8) Cooking is the best! It always tastes better when you make it yourself. Who needs Burger King to have it your way?
9) Driving a stick is a lot more fun than an automatic. How else are you going to stay awake in traffic?
10) I love teaching and finding people who love teaching as well. If you have a skill/hobby that you think I'd be interested in learning, chances are, you're right!
What I’m doing with my life
After graduating I jumped into go-karting and worked with two national championship winning teams which was hilariously entertaining. Who wouldn't enjoy being a part of real life Mario Kart and watching little koopa troopas race around? Now I have an awesome engineering gig where I get paid to watch TV everyday. The only thing that's missing is a couch!
I’m really good at
Making delicious teriyaki sauce.
Playing games like Scrabble, Monopoly, cards
Stringing racquets, shoe laces, & guitars.
Memorizing chord progressions.
Serenading my steering wheel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Breaking Bad, Dexter, Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, South Park, Fullmetal Alchemist, New Girl

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Die Hard, Forrest Gump, Mallrats, Fight Club, Mean Girls, Twelve Monkeys, Juno, Star Trek, Good Will Hunting, Annie Hall, My Cousin Vinny, About Time, Wedding Crashers, Knocked Up.

Music: Beatles, Elliott Smith, Radiohead, Interpol, Strokes, Pixies, Beach Boys, Eagles, Pink Floyd, Cake, Aimee Mann, Beck, Shins, Foster the People, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift.

Food: Teriyaki and pizza. Pizza = life.
The six things I could never do without
1) Plumbing. Yes, plumbing is important. Plumbers are important. Disagree? How dare you.
2) Google. Whenever I have a question Google knows the answer.
3) Yelp. How else am I going to know what's good?
4) Bread. *looks at Atkins dieters* I propose an alternative dieting system where you should eat as much bread as possible.
5) Electricity. I've always wondered what people did back in the day.
6) Hugs! I'll give you a hug when we meet!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I recently discovered they never clean the ball pits at Chuck E Cheese’s and it totally just blew my mind. I mean back in the day I was all up in there. I mean come on, what kid doesn’t want to jump into a bucket of giant sized Skittles, swim around and pop out shouting ‘Bazinga!’? I suppose it's still the best place to go for bigger representations of protons, neutrons, and carbon atoms.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pick one:
A) Tennis
B) Concert
C) Basketball
D) Guitar
E) Movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid I had a friend named Luis. He was a slender Italian guy that liked to run around and collect coins. I called him Luigi by accident.
You should message me if
-You can teach me something.
-You'll play thought experiments with me.
-You like hiking, museums, going on walks, or sports.
-You're good hearted and awesome just like me!
-Your first thought when watching this is awesome! Let's go!