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  • Ages 21–34
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My details

Last online
Today – 10:40am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Okay, so like, let me first start off by saying that I am the coolest, sportiest, most handsome, awesome nerd you will ever meet. I know what you're thinking... "ooooo so sexy," right ?

-I like almost every sport and I have been playing tennis since I was a kid. I think things like laser tag and go karts are also fun. And paintball too. Because who doesn't like shooting people up with little balls of goo?
-When I was in middle school my teacher passed around a roll of toilet paper and instructed us to take as much toilet paper as we use when we go to the bathroom. For each square we took, we had to write a dream we wished come true. I took about 100 squares and when the teacher came by and asked why I took so much toilet paper I told her, "Because I'm ambitious."

-Cooking is the best. It always tastes better when I make it myself. My teriyaki chicken, beef and fish are my specialty. Spoiler alert the secret is in the sauce.
-I took home first place in a baby contest. I still have the trophy for it. If you want to know what it was in you'll have to ask!
-I like learning, I like teaching, and Google is my best friend.
What I’m doing with my life
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After graduating I jumped into go-karting and worked with two national championship winning teams which was hilariously entertaining. Who wouldn't enjoy being a part of real life Mario Kart and watching little koopa troopas race around? Now I have an awesome gig that I never knew existed. I get to watch TV everyday! The only thing that's missing is a couch!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being funny!! Well...kind of. See, I'll say one funny thing and everyones like "OMG YOU'RE SO FUNNY!" and I'm like "....really?" and then I get stressed out because I feel like I have to be funny again. SO much pressure. I can't handle it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told my actions can take minion-like form.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Breaking Bad, Dexter, Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, South Park, Fullmetal Alchemist, New Girl

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Die Hard, Forrest Gump, Mallrats, Fight Club, Mean Girls, Twelve Monkeys, Juno, Star Trek, Good Will Hunting, Annie Hall, My Cousin Vinny, About Time, Wedding Crashers.

Music: Beatles, Elliott Smith, Radiohead, Interpol, Strokes, Pixies, Beach Boys, Eagles, Pink Floyd, Cake, Aimee Mann, Beck, Shins, Foster the People, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift.

Food: Pizza, Teriyaki, Pizza, sushi, and did I mention pizza? I don't remember I was too distracted thinking about Pizza... ahhh so hungry! Oh And nutella and strawberry crepes with ice-cream for dessert. mmm so gooood...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Plumbing. Yes, plumbing is important. Plumbers are important. Disagree? How dare you.
2) Google. For reals whenever I have a question Google knows the answer.
3) Yelp. How else am I going to know what's good?
4) Bread. *looks at Atkins dieters* I propose an alternative dieting system where you should eat as much bread as possible.
5) Electricity. What did people do for entertainment back in the day?
6) Hugs! I'll give you a hug when we meet!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
And I recently discovered they never clean the ball pits at Chuck E Cheese’s and it totally just blew my mind. I mean back in the day I was all up in there. I mean come on, what kid doesn’t want to jump into a bucket of giant sized Skittles, swim around and pop out shouting ‘Bazinga!’? I suppose it's still the best place to go for bigger representations of protons, neutrons, and carbon atoms.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a kid I had a friend named Luis. He was a slender Italian guy that liked to run around and collect coins. I called him Luigi by accident. Whoops.
You should message me if
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-You're musically inclined.
-You enjoy playing games.
-You like hiking, museums, or shooting hoops.
-You want to teach me something.
-Your first thought when watching this is awesome! Let's go!