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31 Mason, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Where the fuck do I begin? I hate boring conversation. I take it that it if you are offended by my first and second sentence we won't get along. I can small talk with someone about nothing for however long you want...however we'll never get to know one another. I find it incredible that we (as humans) kick a stone around the bush as what we want. Let's (that is, let us) be straight forward about why we are here... to meet someone. I know that I state my boring history below, but there is more to me than you might interpret.

I want someone that I can't predict her next statement. I want someone unique.

Read below for my boring Resume:

(31 MAR 2014) I've recently made the transition from blue collar to white, and am working on my professional occupation as a computer/hardware programmer. Even though most of you who read this have no idea or don't care what I'm talking about, I promise it is a good thing. Also, as much as we could chat on this site or on the phone, I won't be able to know you until I look into your eyes and see what they tell me.

As far as what I'm looking for in the relationship department, I would be ok with some casual dating or if we really hit it off, serious dating. I'm always down with meeting new people and going out to new places. Variety is the fruit of life (or something like that).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning the ropes at my new job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
programming them there robits.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
I really like Kurt Vonnegut and he is probably my favorite author.
As far as TV shows go, I like Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Family Guy, Archer, mostly comedies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my kids, air, water, food, humor, books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to progress in life.
You should message me if
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you read my profile, fully understood it, and are still interested.

Also, if you are interested in actually meeting and going out to do something, whether it be to dinner, or some other activity or goings-on. I have been going through a phase where I like to try new restaurants around Columbus, or maybe venture off the beaten path to new stores or places, you never know what you're going to find.