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bag_o_cuntmuffin

30 San Jose, CA Cis Woman, Gender Nonconforming, Genderfluid, Genderqueer, Woman

Cis Woman, Gender Nonconforming, Genderfluid, Genderqueer, Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 26
Orientation
Pansexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, I am now entering my 30's, come this Summer! I find I am still re-defining myself as I grow. I am discovering new ways to love. And of course I am arting all the arts!

I am boisterous, intellectual, and thoughtful. I really enjoy trying new things, going on adventures, eating cheese & sipping wine. I strive for spontaneity, while still making sure to create structured plans.

I absolutely love being silly and mocking the human race for all it's odd quirks and tragically amusing short comings. I believe in laughing at the things in life, because somehow pretending I am watching a dark comedy helps me let go & accept the things I really cannot control.

I identify as a switchy-bisexual with a love for kink and am engaged in what might be called a polyamorous lifestyle, although I currently do not have, what some would call, a primary partner.

*Maintaining clear, open communication with respect for boundaries is very important to me in my life and relationships. In my opinion, if one cannot commit time to clear communication with their partners, they should not call themselves poly.*

I'd like to meet new people (Men & Women) with the potential for exploring more intimate connections, that are built on friendship. This is not to be confused with seeking casual encounters with strangers or booty calls, if you don't know the difference please don't message me.

Little known facts about Cuntmuffins in the wild:
They take great pride in their outdoor competence!

They Love to be in nature, and have been known to enjoy climbing things, hiking, camping, kayaking, botany walks, backpacking, etc.

They have been known to make forest forts and spy on critters.

They possess the ability to be that person who has that random ass thing you need in a freak situation in the middle of nowhere.

Anywho...
I enjoy Onsies, sipping coffee & tea, good stories, hiking, backpacking, oil painting, watching movies, cooking, eating, comics, live music, meeting new people, cocktail & costume parties, rock climbing, camping, talking about the zombie apocalypse & hypothetical strategic survival plans, playing with animals, bonfires on the beach, nature, traveling, people watching, sculpting, etc. etc..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What am I doing with my life?...good question. Aside from scholastic goals, I am working on understanding the world and through that, better understanding myself as a part of it. A major part of that is enjoying the journey and finding what makes me happy. It seems so simple.
I am finding out how to make my passions in life overlap with a financially stable career.

I have graduated with my BA in Psychology & am pausing academically before venturing forth into a grad. program.
I am highly interested in physio /neuro. psychology, anatomy, biology, chemistry, philosophy, and in general, people and human behavior.
When I have my degree I plan to teach college level psychology classes & also have a private practice.

In the meantime,
I am a soap maker, (working on branding and creating an Etsy shop).
I also pick-up art commission pieces and occasionally do scenic painting for theater groups.
And last but not least, I do animal care for special needs pets. I do in home care for owners when they are away and have a pet with particular medical needs, like pills and shots and extra attention beyond feeding and poop scooping.

-I am making art & making love.
-Climbing ALL THE THINGS.
-Exploring the world, people, & reality.
-Remembering to play.
-Learning to let go of fear, anxiety, & anger so I can live in a state of love, joy, & acceptance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking up new mediums to play with & make art.

Making my friends laugh, even if they are crying.

Showing up at my friends with the makings for a feast, often times comprised of fresh greens, well-marbled rib eyes, and fresh "crack toast".

I'm good at plenty of things, perhaps you'll just have to find out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm… probably the Fauxhawk, colorful frames, & boisterous personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Comics: Sandman, Stardust, Mr. Punch, The Dark Tower series, Y the Last Man, TankGirl (original), The Preacher, Sin City, Kabuki, Transmetropolitan, Fables, V for Vendetta.

Books: American Gods, Good Omens, Smoke & Mirrors, World Religions, Choke, Diary, The Faith to Doubt, Naked Lunch, Wet, The Mind and The Brain, David & Leigh Eddings series, neurological psychology books, Wasted, wicked, World War Z, Zombpacolypse Survival Guide, Psychopathia Sexualis, My Stroke of Insight, Anatomy coloring workbook, Ethical Slut, Polyamory in the 21st century, Sex at Dawn, The Guide to Getting it on, etc.

Movies: Fifth Element, Tu Wong Fu, Boondock saints, Rubber, seven, snatch, Gross Point Blank, High Fidelity, Eternal Sunshine of a spotless mind, Natural Born Killers, Freeway, The Labyrinth, Mirror Mask, Ghost busters, The Dark Crystal, American Beauty, A Beautiful Mind, Big Fish, O' Brother Where Art Thou, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, The Usual Suspects, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Thank You for Smoking, Shrink, Children of Men, Shaw shank Redemption, Across The Universe, Aliens, The Audition, Iron Man, Afro Samuri, Vampire Hunter D, Cowboy Bebop, Princess Mononoke, Sin City...the list could go on for pages really. Nothing I like better than good company, good wine, and a good movie…and perhaps a good cozy cuddle.

TV Series: BSG, Dexter, Jerico, Family Guy, X Files, Fringe, Gray's Anatomy, House, Scrubs, Closer, Law & Order (SVU or Original), Nip Tuck, True Blood, Breaking Bad, Malcom in the Middle, Heroes, Californication, Star Trek, Stargate, Mad Men, The Lost Room, United States of Tara, Game of Thrones, Robot Chicken, Futurama.

Music: oh my, just to list a few fav.'s: Al Green, Alice in Chains, Alicia Keys, Andrew Bird, Ani Difranco, Aphrodite, Apocalyptica, Atmosphere, Babes in Toyland, Beastie Boys, Beats antique, Beck, Bjork, Bob Marley, Bones thugs n' Harmony, Blockhead, The Breeders, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk, Dirty Vegas, Doors, Dr. Toast, Faith No More, Fantomas, Fear Factory, Fiona Apple, Flight of the Concords, Fugees, Infected Mushroom, James Brown, Jefferson Airplaine, Joss Stone, Joy Division, kasabian, King Missile, L7, Led Zep., Lonely Island, Luscious jackson, Macklemore, Marvin Gaye, love love LOVE me some Massive Attack, mc chris, Michael Jackson, Mika, Miles Davis, MIRV, NIN, Nirvana, Oghr, Offspring, Outcast, Oysterhead, Pink Floyd, Pixies, <3 <3 , Poe, Portishead, P.O.T.U.S.A, Primus, Prodigy, Radiohead, Rasputina, Run DMC, Secret Chiefs 3, sepultura, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Spoon, STP, Toni Braxton, Tool, Violent Femmes, Whitney Houston, etc. etc.
Musically I'm all over the place & I like it that way. I've gotta say dropping a deep bass beat, rocking out to a radical banjo solo or funky horns, or being lulled by a sultry, seductive soulful voice are just some of the sweetest pleasures in life. At least to my ears.

Food: hhhmmmm...this one's easy because I love almost all food and will try anything once! I really like interesting pizzas, sushi, italian, Thai, BBQ, tri tip, hefty sandwiches, soups & bread,....I like food.

Note: I should probably attend Cheese Addicts Anonymous with Monty (Rescue Ranger Reference). I do love my fromage....mmm..soo good.

I love food and cooking it for people I love, a habit I earned from my Costa Rican side of the family.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Family & Friends
-Sex, kink, & cuddles
-Delicious Noms
-Art (& the making of it)
-Nature
-Adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, happiness, kink, relationships, creating art, how to be a better person, and occasionally I think about dumb questions posed to me by a certain online robot,...*ahem*...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No Friday night is typical. I suppose I could be out with friends listening to live music, dancing, having tasty cocktails, or I could be indoor bouldering, painting, watching a movie. You never know. Friday is just another day of the week to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
*Inquire within for more detailed information*
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You need a buddy in a onesie for movies and cuddles.
-You would love to have a picnic or make food together.
-You need an adventure buddy!
-If you get excited by reading any of this :)

*PLEASE DON'T BOTHER MESSAGING ME IF*
-If you don't have any pictures posted.
-If you are only interested in propositioning me for sex.
-If you're looking for someone to cheat on your partner with. If there is one thing I hate, it's disrespectful liars & cheaters.
-If you haven't actually read my profile.
Thank you.