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bag_o_cuntmuffin

28 F San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
In a few words:
Bold
Curious
Queer
Kinky
Cognitive
Playful
Tangential
Honest
Intensely loyal

Also applicable if one must put me in a box: Burner, Nerd, Neuro-geek, Foodie/Cook, Artist, Art Therapist (in training), Clinical Psych. Student, Academic, Gardener/Farmer, Feminist, and a Lover (not a fighter).

For a random addition, Totem Animals: owl, bushbaby, cats/big cats, bunny, & octopus.

I am boisterous, intellectual, and lively in the social arena, with a strong presence and thirst for witty banter. I really enjoy trying new things, going on adventures, eating cheese and sipping wine. I strive for spontaneity, while still making sure to create structured plans so bigger events actually happen. I absolutely love being silly and mocking the human race for all it's odd quirks and tragically amusing short comings. I believe in laughing at the things in life that suck the most, because somehow pretending a lame situation is a funny awkward scene from arrested development makes it tolerable.

I identify as a switchy-bisexual, with a love for kink. I identify with a polyamorous lifestyle, however, I am currently not in a primary relationship.
I'd like to meet new people (Men & Women) with the potential for exploring more intimate connections, that are built on friendship. This is not to be confused with seeking casual encounters with strangers or booty calls, if you don't know the difference please don't message me. The formation of primary and secondary relationships is an open possibility.

*Maintaining clear, open communication with respect for boundaries is very important in my life and relationships. I am open and honest, if not overly so. Bollocks with T.M.I!*

DISCLAIMER!!: I really enjoy meeting new people and am fascinated by the many sides to personality. However, I have a low tolerance for dumb, obnoxious, racist, sexist, prejudiced, homophobic, arrogant, or egotistical sorts. So if any of those apply, don't bother reading further.

I enjoy Onsies, sipping coffee & tea, good stories, hiking, oil painting, watching movies, cooking, eating, comics, live music, meeting new people, cocktail & costume parties, rock climbing, camping, talking about the zombie apocalypse & hypothetical strategic survival plans, playing with animals, bonfires on the beach,nature, traveling, people watching, sculpting, and yes, drunken researching. I like to have copious amounts of fun where ever I go, so sometimes the plans are irrelevant.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a Clinical psychology major with an interest in Expressive Art Therapy. I just graduated my B.A. Program in 2012 and am in the process of finding my grad. school path.

I am highly interested in physio /neuro. psychology, anatomy, biology, chemistry, philosophy, and in general, people and human behavior.
Understanding how things work fascinates me.

When I have my degree I am planning to teach college level psychology classes & also have a private practice.

What am I doing with my life?...good question. Aside from scholastic goals, I am working on understanding the world and through that, better understanding myself as a part of it. A major part of that is enjoying the journey and finding what makes me happy. It seems so simple.

-I am making art & making love.
-Climbing trees.
-Exploring the world, people, & reality.
-Remembering to play.
-Learning to let go of fear, anxiety, & anger so I can live in a state of love, joy, & acceptance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I mean,...I do sport a fauxhawk, so I suppose that could be the first thing that pops out to people. I am a bold artistic person and it definitely carries over into my attire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Comics: Sandman, Stardust, Mr. Punch, The Dark Tower series, Y the Last Man, TankGirl (original), The Preacher, Sin City, Kabuki, Transmetropolitan, Fables, V for Vendetta.

Books: American Gods, Good Omens, Smoke & Mirrors, World Religions, Choke, Diary, The Faith to Doubt, Naked Lunch, Wet, The Mind and The Brain, David & Leigh Eddings series, neurological psychology books, Wasted, wicked, World War Z, Zombpacolypse Survival Guide, Psychopathia Sexualis, My Stroke of Insight, Anatomy coloring workbook, Ethical Slut, Polyamory in the 21st century, Sex at Dawn, The Guide to Getting it on, etc.

Movies: Fifth Element, Tu Wong Fu, Boondock saints, Rubber, seven, snatch, Gross Point Blank, High Fidelity, Eternal Sunshine of a spotless mind, Natural Born Killers, Freeway, The Labyrinth, Mirror Mask, Ghost busters, The Dark Crystal, American Beauty, A Beautiful Mind, Big Fish, O' Brother Where Art Thou, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, The Usual Suspects, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Thank You for Smoking, Shrink, Children of Men, Shaw shank Redemption, Across The Universe, Aliens, The Audition, Iron Man, Afro Samuri, Vampire Hunter D, Cowboy Bebop, Princess Mononoke, Sin City...the list could go on for pages really.

TV Series: BSG, Dexter, Jerico, Family Guy, X Files, Fringe, Gray's Anatomy, House, Scrubs, Closer, Law & Order (SVU or Original), Nip Tuck, True Blood, Breaking Bad, Malcom in the Middle, Heroes, Californication, Star Trek, Stargate, Mad Men, The Lost Room, United States of Tara, Game of Thrones, Robot Chicken, Futurama.

Music: oh my, just to list a few fav.'s: Al Green, Alice in Chains, Alicia Keys, Andrew Bird, Ani Difranco, Aphrodite, Apocalyptica, Atmosphere, Babes in Toyland, Beastie Boys, Beats antique, Bjork, Bob Marley, Bones thugs n' Harmony, Blockhead, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk, Dirty Vegas, Doors, Dr. Toast, Faith No More, Fantomas, Fear Factory, Fiona Apple, Fugees, Infected Mushroom, James Brown, Jefferson Airplaine, Joss Stone, Joy Division, kasabian, King Missile, L7, Led Zep., Lonely Island, Luscious jackson, Macklemore, Marvin Gaye, love love LOVE me some Massive Attack, mc chris, Michael Jackson, Mika, Miles Davis, MIRV, NIN, Nirvana, Oghr, Offspring, Outcast, Oysterhead, Pink Floyd, Pixies, <3 <3 , Poe, Portishead, P.O.T.U.S.A, Primus, Prodigy, Radiohead, Rasputina, Run DMC, Secret Chiefs 3, sepultura, Soundgarden, Spoon, STP, Toni Braxton, Tool, Whitney Houston, etc. etc.
Musically I'm all over the place & I like it that way. I've gotta say dropping a deep bass beat, rocking out to a radical banjo solo or funky horns, or being lulled by a sultry, seductive soulful voice are just some of the sweetest pleasures in life. At least to my ears.

Food: hhhmmmm...this one's easy because I love almost all food and will try anything once! I really like interesting pizzas, sushi, italian, Thai, BBQ, tri tip, hefty sandwiches, soups & bread,....I like food.

Note: I should probably attend Cheese Addicts Anonymous with Monty (Rescue Ranger Reference). I do love my fromage....mmm..soo good.

I love food and cooking it for people I love, a habit I earned from my Costa Rican side of the family.
The six things I could never do without
-Family & Friends, (AKA Chosen Family).
-Sex, kink, & cuddles (yeah, that's one category!)
-Altered states & dreams (Psychonautically Certified)
-Delicious Noms
-Art (& the making of it)
-Nature
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"How did we get here?"
"What purpose does (my) life serve?"
"What should I do with (my) life?"
"How I should help people, my community, the world?"
"What should I do today?"
"What time is it?" (usually followed by, "shit! I'm late!")
"I wonder what my brain does when I do ____? Or when I eat ______? Or when I feel _______?"
"What on earth was that person thinking?"
"How do I get from A to B so I can say I truly lived and have no regrets?"

Dumb questions posed to me by a certain robot,...*ahem*... :/
On a typical Friday night I am
-Chillin' with my homies
-Chasing goats
-Cooking & eating delicious NOMs
-Sipping on some tea or coffee
-Wearing my fighting trousers, flying my backpack with jets into the sun
-Spanking & a' flogging ;)
-Dancing
-Appreciating spirits (liquid & human)

...you know, living it up, like you do! :D
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I boycott this dumb ass question.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-If you are a neuronerd or love science!! :D
-If you are a high spirited loving person.
-If you are a (respectful & communicative) kinkster.
-If you want to have a tea party!
-You wanna hit me with a quip of irresistible witticism!

I don't know...don't be a chicken shit, message me if you want to and don't let fear of the unknown dictate the choices you make.

YOU SHOULD NOT MESSAGE ME IF:
-If you don't have any pictures posted (including your face) on your profile.
-If you're a narcissistic ass who thinks vulgar come on's are attractive or remotely interesting.
-If you are only interested in sex.
-If you're looking for someone to cheat on your partner with. If there is one thing I hate, it's disrespectful liars & cheaters.
-If you haven't actually read my profile.