I am boisterous, intellectual, and thoughtful. I really enjoy trying new things, going on adventures, eating cheese & sipping wine. I strive for spontaneity, while still making sure to create structured plans.
I absolutely love being silly and mocking the human race for all it's odd quirks and tragically amusing short comings. I believe in laughing at the things in life, because somehow pretending I am watching a dark comedy helps me let go & accept the things I really cannot control.
I identify as a switchy-bisexual with a love for kink and am engaged in what might be called a polyamorous lifestyle, although I currently do not have, what some would call, a primary partner.
*Maintaining clear, open communication with respect for boundaries is very important to me in my life and relationships. In my opinion, if one cannot commit time to clear communication with their partners, they should not call themselves poly.*
I'd like to meet new people (Men & Women) with the potential for exploring more intimate connections, that are built on friendship. This is not to be confused with seeking casual encounters with strangers or booty calls, if you don't know the difference please don't message me.
Little known facts about Cuntmuffins in the wild:
They take great pride in their outdoor competence!
They Love to be in nature, and have been known to enjoy climbing things, hiking, camping, kayaking, botany walks, backpacking, etc.
They have been known to make forest forts and spy on critters.
They possess the ability to be that person who has that random ass thing you need in a freak situation in the middle of nowhere.
I enjoy Onsies, sipping coffee & tea, good stories, hiking, backpacking, oil painting, watching movies, cooking, eating, comics, live music, meeting new people, cocktail & costume parties, rock climbing, camping, talking about the zombie apocalypse & hypothetical strategic survival plans, playing with animals, bonfires on the beach, nature, traveling, people watching, sculpting, etc. etc..