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bag_o_june

29 / F / bisexual / Available

Austin, Texas

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
More than $1,000,000
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English, French (Poorly)

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I am down with honesty, a lover of smells, and usually in control.

My Self-Summary

I work myself to the marrow in everything I do. I'm trying to teach myself to slow down and....breathe? I like little packages and organization. I play music. I try to dance once a day. I love vegetables and fruit. I really want to get good at making "sauces." I like riding my bike in the hot sun and then swimming out all that heat. I am patient to reap the rewards of good effort towards many different things. I love people. I'm in a committed relationship with my man of something like 8 years, catsmakemeSneez, and we want to explore relationships with other people, whether they are intimate or platonic.

What I’m doing with my life

graduate school. i make batteries with passion (and carbon). I need to play more music. When I play music is when I am the most alive, i think. If you play something, I will harmonize with you and pick a little tune on my guitar or fiddle. I keep a music journal.
I'm riding my bike to school. I'm laughing at anything that is slapstick. I like taking the bus around these days.

I’m really good at

listenin', laffin', lovin', lazin', basically anything that begins with an 'l' and ends with 'g', but then you drop the 'g'.

I'm good at getting shit done. My friends think that I'm the most effective person that they know. I really like that idea, especially since I used to always feel like I wasn't doing enough. Now i'm starting to grow up some. I have finally reached a point in my life where I can manage to floss everyday. I never thought that would happen. I guess I'm effective, but not pragmatic? No, I'm pragmatic, yet...well, I can't write in a journal every day and stuff like that. Actually the ONLY thing I can do every day is floss. I have 5 different types of floss. This section is supposed to be what i'm good at, but i guess I could've just said: "flossing."

The first things people usually notice about me

my stature in high society.

After that, they probably notice the safety pin holding together parts of my clothing.

After that, they notice that I am built like one of those amazon woman-types.

I think it's funny when girls just write "tits" in this section. I always notice the tits first. Not my own though. Mine are sort of standard-sized. My body only decided to finally grow them in order to breastfeed my kid when he was born. Now I am plagued by the latent fear that they will shrivel up and disappear once he turns 18 and moves out.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

books: The Self-respecting Child, Spiritual Midwifery, Why God Won't Go Away, The Kid: what happened after my boyfriend and I decided to go get pregnant, anything by Herzberg, The Usual Error, Ramona Age 8, The Ethical Slut, Atlas Shrugged

movies: Man on Wire (I LOVE Man on Wire) Leon the Professional, Harold and Maude, Pleasantville, Wal-E, Mary Poppins, Running Fence

music: yes

food: vegetables. If we go out, it's to Casa de Luz, Veggie Heaven, somewhere with falafel. i like anything bar-b-qued though. I don't knowingly eat pork, though I'm not sure why. Well, it does remind me a bit of human flesh with the sunburning factor and all.

The six things I could never do without

one lung, one kidney, a nervous system, a liver, contact lenses, and a heart of gold...well...nah. I don't need anything. I've lived without anything for a month on a bike trip and lived in the woods for a summer, so I'm pretty set. I like people though. It would be very difficult to live without friends.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The moment. I'm trying to live in the moment more. I plan experiments too, so I'm usually trying to figure out if what I imagine is possible to make happen in the lab. I think about how to maintain the close connection with my son and how to give him more responsibilities. I think about when franchise tax reports are due and things in that category of boringsnoresville business I have to do for our software company. But if you want to know all the state and federal taxes you have to file and pay for an S-corp in Texas, I can tell you.
I think about all the groceries I need for the week and I am always scheduling and planning things like what will be for breakfast on every day according to what snack my kid will be having at school in order for him to have a balanced diet. That sounds kind of insane now that I'm typing it, but it does make life easier.

On a typical Friday night I am

exhausted, yet ready for whatever is about to happen. I might be bathing, trying to rid myself of the stresses of the week. I am likely swimming in some sort of liquid.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have no idea why I am attracted to women. Just am, I guess. I haven't been with very many women in a romantic way, though. I hardly know what to say to women to let them know that I am interested in them in a physical way, so I usually don't say anything. With men, I am pretty forward, though. I also have the feeling that I'm pretty into bdsm, though wholly inexperienced.

Um, and I will blow my nose on absolutely anything as opposed to using a throw away tissue. ...and I'm never organized enough to actually have tissues.

I would totally go on in detail about all sorts of 'inappropriate' or disgusting personal details, as that kind of thing doesn't bother me. Humans are animals, we do animal things and have animal problems.

You should message me if

if your cell-mates describe you as 'well-adjusted'...Or you are a gal that wants a gal pal friend to go to the farmer's market with or hiking around and swimming or you have a garden and you want a gardening buddy. I live in a complex right now, and I am dying to get all sweaty and grimey pulling weeds. I swear.

I tried to make more platonic friends with guys, but it just never seems to work out. I want some platonic women friends to hang out with and do all that chick stuff with. Whatever that is! I haven't had a gal friend in so long, I don't even know what I'm missing anymore!

If you AREN't looking for hookups, then you should message me, or if you ARE looking for hookups, but you are smart enough to be able to hide it for five minutes, then you should message me.