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bag_o_june
29 / F / bisexual / Available
Austin, Texas
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- Curvy
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other and laughing about it
- Sign
- Gemini but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on Ph.D program
- Job
- Science / Tech / Engineering
- Income
- More than $1,000,000
- Kids
- Has 1 child
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English, French (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am down with honesty, a lover of smells, and usually in control.
My Self-Summary
What I’m doing with my life
I'm riding my bike to school. I'm laughing at anything that is slapstick. I like taking the bus around these days.
I’m really good at
I'm good at getting shit done. My friends think that I'm the most effective person that they know. I really like that idea, especially since I used to always feel like I wasn't doing enough. Now i'm starting to grow up some. I have finally reached a point in my life where I can manage to floss everyday. I never thought that would happen. I guess I'm effective, but not pragmatic? No, I'm pragmatic, yet...well, I can't write in a journal every day and stuff like that. Actually the ONLY thing I can do every day is floss. I have 5 different types of floss. This section is supposed to be what i'm good at, but i guess I could've just said: "flossing."
The first things people usually notice about me
After that, they probably notice the safety pin holding together parts of my clothing.
After that, they notice that I am built like one of those amazon woman-types.
I think it's funny when girls just write "tits" in this section. I always notice the tits first. Not my own though. Mine are sort of standard-sized. My body only decided to finally grow them in order to breastfeed my kid when he was born. Now I am plagued by the latent fear that they will shrivel up and disappear once he turns 18 and moves out.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
movies: Man on Wire (I LOVE Man on Wire) Leon the Professional, Harold and Maude, Pleasantville, Wal-E, Mary Poppins, Running Fence
music: yes
food: vegetables. If we go out, it's to Casa de Luz, Veggie Heaven, somewhere with falafel. i like anything bar-b-qued though. I don't knowingly eat pork, though I'm not sure why. Well, it does remind me a bit of human flesh with the sunburning factor and all.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about all the groceries I need for the week and I am always scheduling and planning things like what will be for breakfast on every day according to what snack my kid will be having at school in order for him to have a balanced diet. That sounds kind of insane now that I'm typing it, but it does make life easier.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Um, and I will blow my nose on absolutely anything as opposed to using a throw away tissue. ...and I'm never organized enough to actually have tissues.
I would totally go on in detail about all sorts of 'inappropriate' or disgusting personal details, as that kind of thing doesn't bother me. Humans are animals, we do animal things and have animal problems.
You should message me if
I tried to make more platonic friends with guys, but it just never seems to work out. I want some platonic women friends to hang out with and do all that chick stuff with. Whatever that is! I haven't had a gal friend in so long, I don't even know what I'm missing anymore!
If you AREN't looking for hookups, then you should message me, or if you ARE looking for hookups, but you are smart enough to be able to hide it for five minutes, then you should message me.