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bag_o_mase

34 M Tallahassee, FL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am awesome. I like sloths, beer, and whiskey. I am surrounded by amazing people.

Requirements: Must be awesome, must know the gist of polyamory.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly working in academia right now. When I'm not one myself, I get to be around students all day, which is pretty awesome since you're always learning something new. I'm also trying to develop super-powers. That's not working out so well.

Things I'm into:
Music of all kinds, playing guitar, banjo, dobro, uke, recording, putting on a record and enjoying the pops and clicks. I do these Tough Mudder things for fun, so lots of picking up heavy things and putting them down again. Hiking with weights on my back. I like boardgames. Is that weird? Probably. Food, especially cooking and trying new things. I'm a sucker for IKEA. I like creating - music, food, um.. furniture from flat-packed particle board. You get the idea.

Porkchop sandwiches!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Helping women pick out shoes. Yeah. I dunno either. It could be a blessing or a curse, but somehow it works.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like that guy from that movie.

I have a seasonal beard. I get tired of its shit and shave it about once a year. It always seems to come back though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm mostly into indie, folk, and singer-songwriter stuff - mostly like:

Grouplove, Bon Iver, Mumford & Sons, Death Cab for Cutie, Gotye, Freelance Whales, The Lumineers, Trampled By Turtles, Yeasayer, Iron & Wine, fun., Of Monsters and Men, Walk the Moon, Jukebox the Ghost, Bastille, Radical Face, James Vincent McMorrow, Florence + the Machine, Sufjan Stevens, Matt & Kim, Angus & Julia Stone, Huckleberry Flint, GIVERS, Foster the People, Mogwai, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Weezer, The National, Tanlines, The Stereo, Local Natives, Ramona Falls, Reptar, Sherwood, Band of Horses, Vacationer, Two Door Cinema Club, Andy Burrows, Poliça, Ben Folds, Two Gallants, Joe Purdy, The Apache Relay, Alabama Shakes, Ryan Adams, The Pines, Blind Pilot, Ivan & Alyosha, Ray LaMontagne and the Pariah Dogs, Purity Ring.

Also, I have a special place in my heart for Lady Gaga. Don't look at me like that.

...but I'll listen to anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Wine
- Great food
- Friends of all kinds
- Prison Shiv
- Legos
- Music
- Counting Lessons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse, keeping it real, eating my vegetables.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a hot date.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lawyer told me to disregard this section.
You should message me if
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- You are awesome
- You think that our awesomeness would combine to form some awesome conversations
- You are bored
- You are not crazy, nor do you have the shifty eyes.
- You are tolerant/understanding of all races, creeds, cultures, ideas, and foods.