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bag_o_troll

30 Minneapolis, MN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–44
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism
Education
Working on university
Job
Military
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a special appreciation for the uniqueness in peoples' personalities.

I like peoples' stories. If you tell stories, I will listen.

Been rockin' Dadbod since way before it was cool.

It thrills me to be challenged and kept on my toes; I love to tease and be teased.

I'm good at sharing and cooperating, so I graduated kindergarten with flying colors.

Apparently I have a lot to say in my "Questions with explanations" section.

I appreciate satire, irony, absurdity, and I'm pretty eclectic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Showing it who's boss. Water-sharing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Touching the art.
Being polite to old people.
Jumping into, and out of, moving cars. For serious.
Spilling coffee on myself.
Teasing you.
Listening.
Cooking whole/minimalist food.
Doing stupid things on purpose, to see what happens.
Spelling, Grammar, and Punctuation.
Navigating unknown wilderness at night while intoxicated.
Getting pulled over by the coppers and not getting a ticket.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My posture?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Devil music.

Also Gregorian chant, extreme metal, shoegaze, jazz, rock, punk, electronica, world music, *Genuine* American folk/bluegrass/country, NOT the corporate garbage that pollutes the airwaves these days.

Listening lately: Purity Ring, Satyricon, Incantation, Burzum, Blut Aus Nord, Drudkh, Bonobo, Sisters of Mercy, Snow Patrol, St Vincent, The National, Abigor, The Melvins, Trampled By Turtles, Bauhaus, Grimes, PJ Harvey, Massive Attack, hypnotic, languid stuff, Nadja, Ulrich Schnauss, Mazzy Star/Hope Sandoval, Beach House, Xasthur, Zyklon, Boltthrower, Cannibal Corpse, Dead Can Dance, The Cure, Type O Negative, Miles Davis, Charles Mingus, John Coltrane, Gregorian/ Byzantine Chant.

Foods: Literally, all of them. Especially weird/foreign/gross stuff. You have no idea. I've never met anyone with a broader palate than me. It's a thing.

Reading: THE ONION+everything else. Olive Sacks, Neuriosience, Sam Harris, Hitchens, Diamant "The Red Tent" and a history of Afghanistan.

Movies: Tarantino, Scorsese, Burton when he's not churning out schlock, Coen Bros., Fuckin' Ninja Turtles ORIGINAL, Foreign/Independent, Weird and unusual, Most varieties of Drama: Sad, touchy-feely, Art-y, epic, docu...

Does it have Jennifer Aniston in it? No.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Spontaneity
Challenges
Surprises
Romantic passion
Sound of wind through trees
That's about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wordless communication. What makes things the way they are?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching sports on the flatscreen while pounding Busch Light, cleaning my guns and reading the bible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really know what Reddit is. I can't sleep without socks on. I once gave the finger to a school bus full of little kids. I know, that's 3 things. I do what I want.
You should message me if
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You have anything to say at all, other than "Hi". I don't care if it's pleasant, clever, sexy, or not.