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bag_o_troll

30 Minneapolis, MN Man

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  • Ages 23–44
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
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Education
Working on university
Job
Military
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Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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From Minneapolis.

I have a special appreciation for the uniqueness in peoples' personalities.

I like peoples' stories. If you tell stories, I will listen.

It thrills me to be challenged and kept on my toes; I love to tease and be teased.

I'm good at sharing and cooperating, so I graduated kindergarten with flying colors.

Apparently I have a lot to say in my "Questions with explanations" section.

I appreciate satire, irony, absurdity, and I'm pretty eclectic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Showing it who's boss. Water-sharing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being polite to old people.
Jumping into, and out of, moving cars. For serious.
Spilling coffee on myself.
Teasing you.
Listening.
Cooking fancy food.
Doing stupid things on purpose, to see what happens.
Spelling, Grammar, and Punctuation.
Navigating unknown wilderness at night while intoxicated.
Getting pulled over by the coppers and not getting a ticket.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My posture?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Devil music.

Also Gregorian chant, extreme metal, shoegaze, jazz, rock, punk, electronica, world music, *Genuine* American folk/bluegrass/country, NOT the corporate garbage that pollutes the airwaves these days.

Listening lately: Purity Ring, Satyricon, Incantation, Burzum, Blut Aus Nord, Drudkh, Bonobo, Sisters of Mercy, Snow Patrol, St Vincent, The National, Abigor, The Melvins, Trampled By Turtles, Bauhaus, Grimes, PJ Harvey, Massive Attack, hypnotic, languid stuff, Nadja, Ulrich Schnauss, Mazzy Star/Hope Sandoval, Beach House, Xasthur, Zyklon, Boltthrower, Cannibal Corpse, Dead Can Dance, The Cure, Type O Negative, Miles Davis, Charles Mingus, John Coltrane, Gregorian/ Byzantine Chant.

Foods: Literally, all of them. Especially weird/foreign/gross stuff. You have no idea. I've never met anyone with a broader palate than me. It's a thing.

Reading: THE ONION+everything else. Sam Harris, Hitchens, Diamant "The Red Tent" and a history of Afghanistan.

Movies: Tarantino, Scorsese, Burton when he's not churning out schlock, Coen Bros., Fuckin' Ninja Turtles ORIGINAL, Foreign/Independent, Weird and unusual, Most varieties of Drama: Sad, touchy-feely, Art-y, epic, docu...

Absolutely *will not* do *Hollywood* romantic-comedies. I don't care if it scores me romance points with you. Won't do it.

Does it have Jennifer Aniston in it? No.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Spontaneity
Challenges
Surprises
Folks to be with
Quiet
That's about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What makes things the way they are?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching sports on the flatscreen while pounding Busch Light. Ha, no, that would just be awful.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really know what Reddit is. I once gave the finger to a school bus full of little kids. I know, that's two things.
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You have anything to say at all, other than "Hi". I don't care if it's nice, clever, sexy, or not.

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