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bag_o_troll

29 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
From Minneapolis.

I have a keen appreciation for the uniqueness in peoples' personalities.

I'm good at sharing and cooperating, so I graduated kindergarten with flying colors.

I like peoples' stories. If you tell stories, I will listen.

It thrills me to be challenged and kept on my toes; I love to tease and be teased.

My personality is probably best conveyed on this profile in my "Questions with explanations" section.

I appreciate satire, irony, and absurdity.

Oh, and I'm pretty eclectic.
What I’m doing with my life
Showing it who's boss. Water-sharing.
I’m really good at
Being polite to old people.
Jumping into, and out of, moving cars. For serious.
Spilling coffee on myself.
Teasing you.
Listening.
Cooking fancy food.
Doing stupid things on purpose.
Spelling, Grammar, and Punctuation...when I feel like it.
Navigating unknown wilderness at night while intoxicated.
Getting pulled over by the coppers and not getting a ticket.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Devil music.

Also Gregorian chant, extreme metal, jazz, rock, punk, electronica, world music, *Genuine* American folk/bluegrass/country, NOT the corporate garbage that pollutes the airwaves these days.

Listening lately: Purity Ring, Satyricon, Incantation, Burzum, Blut Aus Nord, Drudkh, Massive Attack, Floaty, drone-y, hypnotic, languid stuff, Mazzy Star/Hope Sandoval, Xasthur, Dead Can Dance, The Cure, Type O Negative, Miles Davis, Charles Mingus, Gregorian/ Byzantine Chant.

Foods: Seriously, all of them. You have no idea. I've never met anyone with a broader palate than me. It's a thing.

Reading: THE ONION+everything else. Sam Harris, Hitchens, Diamant "The Red Tent" and a history of Afghanistan.

Movies: Tarantino, Coen Bros., Fuckin' Ninja Turtles ORIGINAL, Foreign/Independent, Weird and unusual, Most varieties of Drama: Sad, touchy-feely, Art-y, epic, docu, bio...

Absolutely *will not* do Hollywood romantic-comedies. I don't care if that's what it takes for you to put out. Won't do it.

Does it have Jennifer Aniston in it? No.
The six things I could never do without
Spontaneity
Challenges
Surprises
Folks to be with
Quiet
That's about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What makes things the way they are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching sports on the flatscreen while pounding Busch Light. Ha! No, kidding, that would just be awful.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really know what Reddit is. Sometimes, I sext. I know, that's two things.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–44
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have anything to say at all, other than "Hi". I don't care if it's nice, clever, sexy, or not . Just be candid and honest.