I have a keen appreciation for satire, absurdity, irony, sarcasm, and the uniqueness in peoples' personalities.

If you tell stories, I will listen.

It thrills me to be challenged and kept on my toes; I love to tease and be teased.

I'm good at sharing and cooperating, so I graduated kindergarten with flying colors.

I just realized that my personality is probably best conveyed on this profile in my "Questions with explanations" section.

Oh, and I'm pretty eclectic.

Showing it who's boss. Trying to grok it. Water-sharing.

Being polite to old people.
Jumping into, and out of, moving cars. For serious.
Spilling coffee on myself.
Teasing you.
Listening.
Cooking fancy food.
Doing stupid things on purpose.
Spelling, Grammar, and Punctuation...when I feel like it.
Navigating unknown wilderness at night while intoxicated.
Getting pulled over by the coppers and not getting a ticket.

My posture?

Devil music.

Also Gregorian chant, extreme metal, jazz, rock, electronica, world music, and, on rare occasions, *Genuine* American folk/bluegrass/country, NOT the corporate garbage that pollutes the airwaves these days.

Listening lately: Satyricon, Incantation, Burzum, Blut Aus Nord, Drudkh, Massive Attack, Floaty, drone-y, hypnotic, languid stuff, Mazzy Star/Hope Sandoval, Xasthur, Dead Can Dance, The Cure, Type O Negative, Miles Davis, Charles Mingus, Gregorian/ Byzantine Chant.

Foods: Seriously, all of them. You have no idea. I've never met anyone with a broader palate than me. It's a thing.

Reading: THE ONION+literature, atheism/humanism stuff, current events (especially the evolution/ID/Creationism debacle), philosophy, science, history, sometimes novel/memoir.

Movies: Tarantino, Coen Bros., Fuckin' Ninja Turtles ORIGINAL, Foreign/Independent, Weird and unusual, Most varieties of Drama: Sad, touchy-feely, Art-y, epic, docu, bio...

Absolutely *will not* do Hollywood romantic-comedies. I don't care if that's what it takes for you to put out. Won't do it.

Does it have Jennifer Aniston in it? No.

Spontaneity
Challenges
Surprises
Folks to be with
Quiet
That's about it.

What makes things the way they are. Family and friends. Ideas. Art. The meanings of things. Arguments in favor of, and opposition to, things. Y'know, English major stuff.

Cleaning my guns and watching sports on the flatscreen. Ha! No, kidding, that would just be awful.

I don't really know what Reddit is. Sometimes, I sext. I know, that's two things.

You have anything to say at all, other than "Hi". I don't care if it's nice or not.