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bagofhammers68

24 Brooklyn, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
****MOVING BACK TO SAN FRANCISCO ON AUGUST 6th. IF I AM STILL ALIVE****

Herrrrrrrro.
-I'm Lyndsey and I am hot mess.
-I hate the smell of syrup.
-instagram..tanktopsandglitter
-ENFP.
-I meow to songs.
-I have a spirit animal..well, the animal is a person.
-I'm a tad bit too self aware at times.
-I HATE the smell of Toast.
-Crunchy things give me the willies.
-I watch everything with subtitles on.
-I can be a sarcastic smart ass. Fair warning. I have the same personality as Aubrey Plaza.
-I was named after Lindsey Buckingham..but my dad spelled my name completely different which is awesome.
-I am ridiculously awesome.
-I have a guinea pig named Don Cheadle.
-I watch a lot of films.
-I am an Art history major.
-I am ridiculously awkward.
-I am biracial.
-I play the piano, upright bass, guitar, flute, and the mandolin..
-If you don't like visible tattoos/piercings.. we won't get along.
-I have a couple tattoos..
-I own a dress with cats on it..it is super cute.
-I make goofy faces when I am nervous or uncomfortable.
-Morgan Freeman frequents my dreams as a narrator. It started when I was a kid and saw Along Came A Spider.
-I drink copious amounts of tea and coffee..also beer and whiskey.
-I will make you the best cup of tea.
-I dig beards, beer, boobs, whiskey, and Star Wars.
-I wear lipstick quite a bit.
-I have never played beer pong.
-I do bikram yoga. three times a week. which is funny because I HATE sweating.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
daydreaming about Berlin and such.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
meeting crazies. I have a problem with holding conversations with hobos and crazies on the subway. I hate being rude so I always answer when they talk to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my tattoo on my forearm that is gorgeous and pretty big.

i am tall..5'8.5

i have a scar on my chest. it is an AWESOME (sarcasm) story be sure to ask..(don't ask..i don't tell strangers unless I want to make them feel terrible about themselves)

my eyes. they are weird. ask me about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
East of Eden/The Catcher in the Rye/Valley of the Dolls/The Dreamers/Breakfast in Babylon/Lolita/Art of War/Survivor/ Choke/Fight Club/Love in the Time of Cholera/Promethea/From Hell/The Walking Dead/Meditations/The Prince/Siddhartha/Ethan Frome/The Idiot/Madame Bovary/The Bell Jar/Notes from Underground/Slaughterhouse-Five/1984/A Clockwork Orange/Anthem
Directors
David Lynch/Takashi Miike/Lars von Trier/Fritz Lang/Jean Cocteau/Kurosawa/Woody Allen/Ingmar Bergman/Spike Jonez/ Jean-Luc Goddard/Francois Truffaut/Federico Fellini/Wes Anderson/Stanley Kubrick/Sam Raimi/Charlie Chaplin/Vincent Gallo
Shows
Arrested Development/30 Rock/It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia/Six Feet Under/Dexter/Shameless/The Big Bang Theory/Portlandia/Whitney/Party Down
Music
Nick Drake/Gotye/Otis Redding/Sam Cooke/Beach House/Elliot Smith/Beacon/Ellie Goulding/Fergus and Geronimo/Sister Hazel/Fleet Foxes/Niki and the Dove/Holy Ghost/Cymbals eat Guitars/The Miracles Club/Iron and Wine/ Washed Out/Wavves/Mogwai/The Weeknd/Kendrick Lamar/Odd Future/Frank Ocean/Frances/Typhoon/YACHT/Man Man/Male Bonding/Fitz and the Tantrums/BOAT/Neon Indian/ Black Lips/Handsome Furs/No Age/Vetiver/Dum Dum Girls/ Shannon and the Clams/Avi Buffalo/Still Corners/Katie Stelmanis/Lost in the Trees/The Belle Brigade/Real Estate/OFF!/ Jacuzzi Boys/My Brightest Diamond/Kimbra/Yelle/Wye Oak/ Phantogram/Thao/Menomena/Pantha du Prince/The Sugarhill Gang
Food
Mexican/Chinese/Guatemalan/Korean/Japanese/Indian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. art
2. music
3. film
4. sketchbooks and pencils
5. tea
6. camera
7. naps. I generally sleep maybe 4 hours a night and I take an hour long nap during the day.
I mean air, water, food, family/friends are a given..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why lesbians almost ALWAYS have cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
painting.
watching a film.
hanging out.
at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still get confused with < and >. Its pathetic I know.

I also am really good at being emotionally distant and I have trust issues.

I also still stuff off of lawns. I haven't gnomed since moving to NYC because I don't have a car. I should take a cab and do it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't wear Morpheus sunglasses. Seriously.

you want to lay in bed listening to Frank Ocean..OFWGKTA..The Weeknd or Kendrick Lamar..

you want to hangout..