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bagofhugs

27 M Sydney, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
just got back from UK/Europe/Shanghai

not prepared to fix my profile so that I don't look like a total weirdo.

in syd for 6 months polishing off my masters... then dunno.

this idiot: http://brandyneat.tumblr.com/

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back in oz for now.

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I AM AN AUSTRALIAN ARTISTS DOING THE ROUNDS
LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO HANG WITH AND TO SHOW ME THE ART + NOISE ROPES

Y A L L G O T I S S U E S
I A M A N E M P T Y E S S A YYYY F I L L M E O U T
I DRAW A LOT AND ALSO I'M DOING A MASTERS I MAKE TERRIBLE MUSIC AND WASTE TIME I WISH I HAD CRAB CLAWS
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A R T
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
D R A W I N G W I T H A 2 B P E N C I L W H I L E N O T L O O K I N G A T T H E P A P E R/ D R A W I N G W I T H BO T H H A ND S / D R E S S I N G M Y S E L F / D A N C I N G
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'M A DINGUS

I A M D A N C I N G I A M S H O R T A S F U C K M Y L E N N O N G L A S S E S I ' M A W K W A R D A S F U C K A N D P R O B A B L Y I N S U L T E D Y O U U N I N T E N T I O N A L L Y
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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S T A R I N G A T M Y O W N H A N D S F O R H O U R S
HOLY SHIT I FINISHED INFINITE JEST TODAY
W A R R E N E L L I S' B E A R D
T H E P E R I O D I C T A B L E — P R I M O L E V I
G R I N D E R M A N
T H E T H I N K I N G H A N D / T H E E Y E S O F T H E S K I N — J U H A N I P A L L A S M A A
B E R T R A N D R U S S E L
T H E P R I M A C Y O F D R A W I N G
O R L A N D O
T H E W H I T E A L B U M
T H E D R O N E S
F E V E R R A Y
T H E B O R D O M S
B O W I E
1 Q 8 4 + W I N D U P B I R D
N O I S E S
F I C T I O N
N O N F I C T I O N
A D V E N T U R E T I M E
D R I N K I N G
C O E N B R O T H E R S
P E E P S H O W
G A N G G A N G D A N C E
T I S M A N D M A C H I N E G U N F E L L A T I O A R E T H E B E S T A U S T R A L I A N B A N D S E V E R
S T A R T R E K
FA I L ING T O U N D E R ST A N D B R I AN M A S S U M I
P J
C R O N E N B E R G
H T R K
M Y D I S C O
P I V O T
M E F I G H T I N G W I T H A P I A N O
A U D R E Y N I F F E N E G G E R
D.B.C P I E R R E
INFINITE JEST
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
M Y H A N D S
E M P A T H Y
D R A W I N G
M U S I C
C OM M U N I C A T I O N

A R O C K T O W I N D A P I E C E O F S T R I N G A R O U N D / A P R O S T H E T I C F O R E H E A D T O W E A R O N M Y O W N H E A D
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
DO PEOPLE KNOW THEY'VE BEEN TAKEN OVER BY THE THING WHEN THEY BECOME THE THING? OR DO THEY NOT FIND OUT THEIR HEAD FLOPS OPEN LIKE A PEZ DISPENSER AND THEY KILL ALL THEIR MATES?

BOLDLY GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE

D R A W I N G A N D F U C K I N G A N D E A T I N G A N D M E T A P H Y S I C S A N D A N I M A L P O L O T I C S A N D M A K I N G T E R R I B L E L O U D M U S I C

CAN YOU LIFT OLD PEOPLE UP BY THE SCRUFF OF THEIR NECK?

WHAT IF YOU HAD WAY TO MUCH SKIN WHAT WOULD THAT BE LIKE? OR IF YOUR SKELETON AND MUSCLES WEREN'T ATTACHED TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT YOU WERE LIKE BEAN BAG BEANS IN A BEAN BAG.

HOW DO YOU MARRY CONTEMPORARY DRAWING THEORIES WITH TRADITIONAL TECHNIQUES AND DRAFTSMANSHIP HOW DO YOU REINTEGRATE COMMUNICATION AND EMPATHY INTO CONTEMPORARY ART?

TURNING INSIDE OUT.

TONY ABBOTT VOMITING INTO HIS OWN SPEEDOS.

WHAT THE HELL DO I DO IF I SEE SOMEONE FROM HERE IN THE REAL WORLD OR WORSE WHAT IF THEY SEE ME?

THIS EPISODE OF STAR TREK IS CALLED "THE NAKED TIME" IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE REALLY DISAPPOINTING
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
STARING INTO THE ABYSS.

I DO COOL THINGS EVERY NIGHT: ART OPENINGS WEIRD GIGS DRAWING DRINKING TALKING

RECORDING MYSELF PLAYING TERRIBLE MUSIC THEN DELETING IT

DRAWING DRAWING DAAWRING DRAWINGIDAWRINGIEWA
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
PRETTY MUCH EVERY HOLE IN MY BODY EXCRETES SOME KIND OF WEIRD SUBSTANCE.

I ONCE FOUND A TINY LIZARD IN MY HAIR AND HAD NO IDEA HOW LONG IT HAD BEEN THERE OR HOW IT GOT THERE.

I HAVE THE THONG SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME.

I MOSTLY JUST TICK ALL THE BOXES ON FORMS WITHOUT PAYING ATTENTION. MAYBE I DON'T REALLY WANT CASUAL SEX. I'M ACTUALLY INTO CAUSAL SEX.
You should message me if
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YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU'RE AND YOUR

YOU'RE NOT DOWN TO EARTH

YOU WANT TO TOUCH BUTTS

Y O U G O T T H I S F A R
Y O U W A N T T O S T A R T T H E M O S T S T U P I D J A Z Z/N O I S E/D O O M B A N D E V E R
Y OU W A NT M E T O CO N T A C T YO U BE C A U S E I 'M S H Y AS F UC K A N D I'M NO T G O IN G T O S T A R T A C O N VE R S A T ION

Y OU W A N T TO EA T TH I S C U R R Y I ' M MA K I N G W I T H M E

YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?

YOU CAN EXPLAIN DELEUZE AND GUATTARI OR BRIAN MASSUMI TO ME WHAT THE FUCK I AM SO CONFUSED

YOU WENT STRAIGHT TO UNACCEPTABLE ANSWERS AND SEX IN THE QUESTION BIT THING. ALSO ETHICS I GUESS THEY'RE PRETTY FUCKING IMPORTANT.

TO TELL ME WHY THE HELL YOU'RE STILL READING MY THING

maybe you're really fucking high and set yourself on fire and need emergency help, and you're so off your fucking tits and fucked up that this is your first port of call. you should probs contact me then.