Y A L L G O T I S S U E S
I A M A N E M P T Y E S S A YYYY F I L L M E O U T
I DRAW A LOT AND ALSO I'M DOING A MASTERS I MAKE TERRIBLE MUSIC AND WASTE TIME I WISH I HAD CRAB CLAWS
I AM CURRENTLY MAKING A PIZZA

I JUST MOVED TO SYDNEY AND I DON'T KNOW ANYONE HERE I WANT TO MEET PEEPS. I'M A HERMIT I'M IN MY STUDIO OR AT HOME PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME.

WHY cANT i DrUgSZ ""DESPERATELY""?@!

REFRESHING OKCUPID AND CRYING

D R A W I N G W I T H A 2 B P E N C I L W H I L E N O T L O O K I N G A T T H E P A P E R/ D R A W I N G W I T H BO T H H A ND S / D R E S S I N G M Y S E L F / D A N C I N G

I'M A DINGUS

I A M D A N C I N G I A M S H O R T A S F U C K M Y L E N N O N G L A S S E S I ' M A W K W A R D A S F U C K A N D P R O B A B L Y I N S U L T E D Y O U U N I N T E N T I O N A L L Y

S T A R I N G A T M Y O W N H A N D S F O R H O U R S
HOLY SHIT I FINISHED INFINITE JEST TODAY
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M Y H A N D S
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A R O C K T O W I N D A P I E C E O F S T R I N G A R O U N D / A P R O S T H E T I C F O R E H E A D T O W E A R O N M Y O W N H E A D

DO PEOPLE KNOW THEY'VE BEEN TAKEN OVER BY THE THING WHEN THEY BECOME THE THING? OR DO THEY NOT FIND OUT THEIR HEAD FLOPS OPEN LIKE A PEZ DISPENSER AND THEY KILL ALL THEIR MATES?

BOLDLY GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE

D R A W I N G A N D F U C K I N G A N D E A T I N G A N D M E T A P H Y S I C S A N D A N I M A L P O L O T I C S A N D M A K I N G T E R R I B L E L O U D M U S I C

CAN YOU LIFT OLD PEOPLE UP BY THE SCRUFF OF THEIR NECK?

WHAT IF YOU HAD WAY TO MUCH SKIN WHAT WOULD THAT BE LIKE? OR IF YOUR SKELETON AND MUSCLES WEREN'T ATTACHED TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT YOU WERE LIKE BEAN BAG BEANS IN A BEAN BAG.

HOW DO YOU MARRY CONTEMPORARY DRAWING THEORIES WITH TRADITIONAL TECHNIQUES AND DRAFTSMANSHIP HOW DO YOU REINTEGRATE COMMUNICATION AND EMPATHY INTO CONTEMPORARY ART?

TURNING INSIDE OUT.

TONY ABBOTT VOMITING INTO HIS OWN SPEEDOS.

WHAT THE HELL DO I DO IF I SEE SOMEONE FROM HERE IN THE REAL WORLD OR WORSE WHAT IF THEY SEE ME?

THIS EPISODE OF STAR TREK IS CALLED "THE NAKED TIME" IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE REALLY DISAPPOINTING

STARING INTO THE ABYSS.

I DO COOL THINGS EVERY NIGHT: ART OPENINGS WEIRD GIGS DRAWING DRINKING TALKING

RECORDING MYSELF PLAYING TERRIBLE MUSIC THEN DELETING IT

DRAWING DRAWING DAAWRING DRAWINGIDAWRINGIEWA

PRETTY MUCH EVERY HOLE IN MY BODY EXCRETES SOME KIND OF WEIRD SUBSTANCE.

I ONCE FOUND A TINY LIZARD IN MY HAIR AND HAD NO IDEA HOW LONG IT HAD BEEN THERE OR HOW IT GOT THERE.

I HAVE THE THONG SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME.

I MOSTLY JUST TICK ALL THE BOXES ON FORMS WITHOUT PAYING ATTENTION. MAYBE I DON'T REALLY WANT CASUAL SEX. I'M ACTUALLY INTO CAUSAL SEX.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU'RE AND YOUR

YOU'RE NOT DOWN TO EARTH

YOU WANT TO TOUCH BUTTS

Y O U G O T T H I S F A R
Y O U W A N T T O S T A R T T H E M O S T S T U P I D J A Z Z/N O I S E/D O O M B A N D E V E R
Y OU W A NT M E T O CO N T A C T YO U BE C A U S E I 'M S H Y AS F UC K A N D I'M NO T G O IN G T O S T A R T A C O N VE R S A T ION

Y OU W A N T TO EA T TH I S C U R R Y I ' M MA K I N G W I T H M E

YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?

YOU CAN EXPLAIN DELEUZE AND GUATTARI OR BRIAN MASSUMI TO ME WHAT THE FUCK I AM SO CONFUSED

YOU WENT STRAIGHT TO UNACCEPTABLE ANSWERS AND SEX IN THE QUESTION BIT THING. ALSO ETHICS I GUESS THEY'RE PRETTY FUCKING IMPORTANT.

TO TELL ME WHY THE HELL YOU'RE STILL READING MY THING

maybe you're really fucking high and set yourself on fire and need emergency help, and you're so off your fucking tits and fucked up that this is your first port of call. you should probs contact me then.